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Wynncraft city/town tier list based on which would realistically have the best living qualities

Discussion in 'Wynncraft' started by keithzzz, Jan 15, 2022.

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  1. keithzzz

    keithzzz Skilled Adventurer

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    ssjlulite Travelled Adventurer

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    where detlas
     
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    keithzzz Skilled Adventurer

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    B tier, second one from the left
     
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    ssjlulite Travelled Adventurer

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    why B?
     
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    keithzzz Skilled Adventurer

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    - Surrounding areas get hit by the corruption pretty hard
    - Not as well protected comapred to some other cities like ragni or troms
    - It just doesn't seem quite as nice looking in my opinion
     
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    ssjlulite Travelled Adventurer

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    true, the mushrooms are annoying, but inside looks cool.
     
  7. P0ke

    P0ke Wynntils Dev HERO

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    i don't see the justification for ragni being so high and amsord, kandon, and eltom being so low

    you forgot to add relos
     
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    narutodamonkey Literal Blockhead

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    I wish there was a quest that took you through Relos.
    Its a cool city with a good song but some people have never even heard of it :(
     
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    keithzzz Skilled Adventurer

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    I just simply like the looks of ragni and the safe feeling of it.
    Ahmsord and kandon are low because living right under the void without protection is terrifying
    Elton is low because you pretty much have to stay quiet and hiding at all times when trying to go outside
    Relos wasn’t on the tier list formatting so I guess og creator forgot about it. I would probably put it in B tier if it was there
     
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    mrcraftyketchup Meleeing Enthusiast VIP

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    The I in Lutho stands for "I unironically want to live here"
     
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    Actaully, lutho would be higher if you consider the fact living there would allow you into happier lutho which is way better. also pretty sure llevigar should be in s. Its very grand and has really good food and education and law and order as well as access to many materials
     
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    keithzzz Skilled Adventurer

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    yeah i was thinking a bit about the whole happier lutho situation but eventually i felt that you would still be pretty miserable having to live in luthos and resorting to the light obelisk as your last hope
    llevigar is a great city but the problem is that there's like an entire army of orcs waiting to jump you outside and the city could also spontantiously combust from quartz energy shit at any time
     
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    Etherweaver Travelled Adventurer

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    I agree with everything apart from

    Detlas-should be placed on A or maybe S tier as the player, who’s probably the most powerful being in the provinces (apart from Bak’al, Orphion, and the Dern Beast itself, that is.) defends the city and can easily defeat massive hordes of corrupted. And if the player is gone, Ragnar and several legions of elite soldiers still protect the city.

    Troms should be placed in A in my opinion as both the Corrupter of Worlds, who, according to Bak’al, is capable of decimating armies, and Slykaar, who was powerful enough to defend Troms against massive corrupted sieges for years, live next to or under the city.
     
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    Daktota Daktota The Rock Enthusiast VIP+

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    Its living conditions, If u go into any home in detlas the beds are tiny and theres barely any space, theres cobwebs and theres not much, compare that to ragni with giant homes with big tables full of food and multiple giant beds and study areas.
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    Wait everyone talking about safety and im talking about like the quality of food and beds and stuff. Well we should take into consideration all of it
     
  15. keithzzz

    keithzzz Skilled Adventurer

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    well the player isn't always going to be there guarding detlas, canonically all detlas really is to the player is just the closest thing to a "home"
    the elite guards are strong but im not sure that them alone are going to stop someone like bak'al or just a strong horde of corrupted in general
    and yeah just like dakota said, detlas isn't a very nice looking area to stay compared to some of the other major cities in the game
     
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    Androphonia SON ARE YOU THROWING THE RAID AGAIN

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    nono you don't get it gelibord and lexdale are amazing places to live
    it sharpens your martial arts skills constantly
    nothing like fighting zombified villagers on one side and werewolves on the other to get those six packs
     
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    Tealy help | help CHAMPION

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    Very disappointed not seeing the Void civilization here, easy S tier.

    - dank ass huts
    - high level, no peasants around
    - chad purple skin due to biological changes from living in the void
    - dank ass Chicago accent
    - based all-natural organic free range crystal energy
     
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    StinkEyeCookie Jesus of Nether-eth

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    Simply and eternally correct.
    The streets of Thesead should be covered, no, CAKED in shit. There is literally no reason why Thesead should just look like a clean metropolis in the middle of fuck all nowhere. It's a small mining town in a disadvantageous position, so there's likely not much trade going in, meaning that it's poorer, which also leads to it being dirtier, hence: more shit.

    I mean, put yourself in the shoes of a citizen in Thesead, if you would be so kind. A fucking gas explosion just happened in the mines and you're out of a job. Some stupid fucking fleris shitting itself means that you can't buy bread and feed your family. So, you'll be stressed and worried, that your wife and children will starve to death or that you'll have to join the bandits to even earn a living. And when you're stressed, what do you get?

    Loads and loads of shit.

    At this point, you'll be shitting yourself even harder than that fleris was. The house will be absolutely inundated with your shit somehow, even though you haven't eaten in days, and since Thesead doesn't have plumbing (the Thesead Mayor wanted to introduce plumbing but she was threatened by her son Ardulf, if she were to add toilets to the city Ardulf would report the existence of Eltom to Cinfras, the truth is that Ardulf is into that poop stuff) you're either have to wallow in shit for the rest of your days in your own house, or get rid of it somehow.

    So, you grab a bucket, at one point you used it to carry coal in and out of the mines but that's not possible anymore, and start scooping shit out of the house and off the window like you were an archeologist digging to uncover an Olmic ruin. Except you're digging through shit to uncover your 7th child who you're pretty sure has been buried under a gigantic mound of shit. Eventually, as you keep shoveling shit out of your window and onto the streets, you end up pissing off the local mafia who had been using the dark alleyway under your house as a meeting spot to sell shrooms and Elven aphrodisiacs and what not.

    The Thesead mafia bursts into your house and threatens you: stop shoveling shit out of your fucking window or your wife and children will turn into target practice.
    You agree, reluctantly, but of course the stress keeps pushing against your mind and it overwhelms you. So, not seeing any other way to escape the pain of starvation and now mafia threatening, you go back to creating mountains and mountains of shit even though again you haven't eaten in weeks. Almost as if the shit was just getting spontaneously generated in your rectum and it was getting teleported inside of you from a shit dimension of sorts, and the Shit God was looking down onto you, as if you angered it somehow.

    And the cycle continues another time: you grab a shovel and go from being a coal miner to a shit miner, throwing your smelly shit onto the alleyway, not caring about what those criminals think, because the desire to shovel shit out of the window overrides any moral and legal codes that are imposed onto you. So, again, you get in trouble with the mafia. This time, however, you've had your warning and you squandered it.

    The mob boss breaks into your house again, takes your wife and kids and takes them to Bovine-knows-where, then after some weeks they give you their bodies back: your lovely family has just been turned into fucking swiss cheese from how much those mafia pieces of (not actual) shit went monkey mode with their bows.

    Seeing the battle as lost, you decide to go out with a bang, because even though you alone can't beat the mafia, maybe the people can. You throw yourself out of the window, intent on sparing yourself the pain and uncertainty of the future. Then, fuck you remember that the street below you has been caked in so much shit that it acts as a cushion against fall damage. Oh well. Might as well go out the simple, old fashioned way at this point then.

    The people of Thesead hear about your sacrifice and turn you into a deity, a martyr, placing you atop the Pantheon of Defecation and venerating you. So, as an act of defiance against the evil mob, the people of Thesead begin shitting all over the streets, covering the entire city in shit and making it impossible to navigate both for the mafia and for the people themselves. Shitting has by now become a ritual and every citizen is forced to do it, lest they become social outcasts. Basically, the city is bombarded with shit overnight. Not being able to bear the shit and the stench, the mob packs their (not actual) shit and leaves Thesead: the city is safe, finally, and it is all thanks to you. Yet, one could only ask... At what cost?

    TL;DR: Fill Thesead with shit in the streets.

    What the fuck did I just write
     
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    Daktota Daktota The Rock Enthusiast VIP+

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    Excuse me....








    What the fuck??
     
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    narutodamonkey Literal Blockhead

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