Who is better? Yahya or Drale?

The Mushroom Man, or the Cow Man (not really a cow, but an alien)?

Vote above, explain below!

 

drale
easy
yahya is insane meteor guy.
drale is morally complex cow guy
also drale has funnier lines

 

drale dating sim when

 

Wait drale is alien?

 

see cowfusion post 2.0

 

Drale's lore is really cool now, so I say Drale's better. Now, if only Tunnel Trouble hadn't been butchered in an inane attempt to shoehorn more combat quests into the low levels...

 

drale is better. weird mushroom dude makes me fight stuff for him? he doesn't pay me? ridiculous. drale, however. he told me to go steal some cows for freedom. and I did because I am a terrible person. I get turned into a cow by him? funny. what kind of monster has to go to the afterlife and say "yea, a cow spammed ice snake at me and then I died" hilarious. the only sliver of respect I have for Yahya is the fact that he grows mushrooms.

 

bylvis

this guy was the true wynncraft boss, sadly it got nerfed in the lootrun update

 

Drale because Bovemism