In the News Where Are They Now? A Look At Wynncrafts Most Prolific Cult.

Long ago Wynncraft was a very different place, back when the player base capped at 100 players. Everyone knew eachother, but more importantly. Everyone knew the squad. The Squad is a group of friends, nay brothers, nay soul mates. They were as integral to the creation and foundation, and destruction of Wynncraft as @Grian himself. If ever there were gods amongst men it was Thy Squad. So many may ask, where art they now? Well to answer and ending, you must always go back to the beginning. Who was Bank Squad?​

Early Life​

The main members of our adventurous party were the marvelous @Bank, @Egg, @Oculus27, @Mekyr, @Nohats, @Arn, @Badseed33, @im4life1 and the godly patron saint @GoodVibes. Drawn together for our love of Wynncraft, and our hatred of those who wish to destroy it. We few, we band of brothers, we chosen ones were all that stopped Wynncraft from being destroyed, by the shitty decision making of the Admins and their terrible design choices. We worked tirelessly day and night until finally we tired. We had protected for four long years of our lives. Many of us gave up much to protect the people of Wynncraft. We had to move on and when our great Vibes was taken from us, we no longer found the strength.

After The War of a Thousand Apologies​

Once we were removed our enemies assumed we'd fall apart. That was not the case, for we had a secret weapon they did not know. The Group Chat. Yes, we had spent many nights sending and receiving memes. This bonded us, helped us recognize what it was that kept us The Squad. What it was that truly kept us immortal in the hearts of men. We never fell apart and to this day we are still the greatest friends ever known.

Egg​

Egg otherwise known as Jack. He found out that he was not gay afterall. Then he graduated from his academics and has gone to college to study. He traveled to Germany to meet @Headset_O. He has fulfilled a nice and happy life that would not be the same without the squad. Though he is still on a quest to receive the coveted Wynncraft pin from @Grian

Oculus​

Oculus known as Jason, also graduated from Highschool and has gone on to study BioChemistry. He is trying to live out his dream of meeting every squad member, and so far has met 5/8 members of our great squad. He met Bank in Washington D.C, and again when Bank visited and lived with them for 9days. He met Egg on a suprise visit in Boston. He met in Arn in NYC with less than 24 hours warning. He also went to Washington State to meet Badseed33.

Mekyr​

Mekyr, known as Ryan also went to school for Bio-Chemistry and has followed Jason on his quest to meet all of Squad. However Ryan also travels quite regularly around the United States to follow his dreams and love. Often considered the alpha twin it was a loss when Ryan was killed violently in a plane crash.

Nohats​

Nohats, or Ashton as he is also known was widely considered to be the lifeblood of Wynncraft and Squad. Once Ashton got over the loss of his noble friend GoodVibes he threw himself into baseball as a means of coping with the loss. He found himself imagining Grian everytime he hit the ball out of the park. He is now on the way to becoming a Minor League Baseball star. After the Head Builder election was stolen from Ashton by the despot Grian, using Russian collusion to win, he fell into a deep depression. Noone has heard from him sense.

Arn​

The british and some may say cultural tie of The Squad known as Jay actually abandoned his British heritage to move to a third world country after Brexit was passed. Because it is a third world country not much is known of his life after the war.

Badseed​

One of the first casualties of the war, Ash suffers from PTSD on the mention of snails. He also struggled for a time with a narcotic addiction. Thankfully he found an outlet in photography. He moved to the desert to escape society and focus on his art. To this day he is known as one of the best artists of this generation.

Im4Life​

Josh has become a famous TV star and DJ of Canada. With his total of 6 seconds in scenes from the hit TV show Riverdale he has easily become the most popular squad member. Though rarely he is heard from he can always be found in a frame of Riverdale to prove he alive.

Bank​

Dave, graduated high school by pure chance and ran from college unlike his peers. Dave eventually moved to Australia from America to follow his dreams, and his hero Charles by becoming a marine biologist. Although he still hasnt actually enrolled.

The Future​

I know you may be worried to know that we have moved on and are no longer around to protect you, however we have left the great and noble SeanThomas2 to protect you in our absence. We know he will become the hero you need, and will eventually rise to slay the threats to your server. The truth is out there, with every delay to an update. With the low morale and death of a shoutbox. With the lack of content promised 3 years ago to be delivered. With quests that should have been better, you feel our absence. We are sorry for that.

 

Hey that’s me

 

You couldn’t have captured our legacy more perfectly, Dave.. Long live Bank Squad!

 

blessed_post

 

I thought you were going to talk about the homestuck ikimaru thread

 

Same lol

 

Finally, the closure the masses need and deserve. The CT Meme Squad is an iconic piece of Wynncraft history, despite many not knowing of their actions that benefitted the server. ‘Twas a thankless job, but a necessary one. Godspeed, you magnificent bastards. May a flight of doves sing thee to thine rest.

 

Small bump

 

wait so the cult was a very epic group that stopped the ...
removal of the shoutbox?
what did they do?

 

Clearly the best cult, and the one that coined the term 'cults' for groups on the forums. It's still active, too! ...on Discord.

I'd plug my server, but there's rules against that. Message me if you wanna join though!

 

The best cult that ever existed in wynncraft.
Ily bank

 

Thought you died

 

Kinda did, I stopped playing more than a year ago and I drafted into the army.
I was sure you were banned for some reason

 

I never got banned, I had to leave the team for personal reasons (unrelated to the team) and then just stopped playing for a while

 

Hey you forgot about the #1 squad-alternate mr. Sagebuilds!

 

The bank squad remains, as it has always been, a formidable alliance of scholars, leaders, and marine biologists who, together, will bring back Wynncraft's former glory.

 

This is an Easter miracle

 

We miss you, loyal soldier

 

The Foundation? No nothing never mind.... (I thought they where unique?)

 

This is the nearest this forum has ever got me to tears. Good job. I'd have loved to be a part of this back then.