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What Is Your Best Joke?

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by SmellyCrabbykid, Dec 19, 2015.

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  1. SmellyCrabbykid

    SmellyCrabbykid Your local source of cancer.

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    Just tell some jokes.

    What not to do:
    Sexual jokes
    Extremely long jokes (without a spoiler warning that it takes up most of the page)
    Jokes that are mean to other wynncrafters

    Example: Construction workers are discussing hotel plans: Exchanging inn formation information, in formation.
     
    SmellyCrabbykid, Dec 19, 2015
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    mikelegend123 Gone VIP+

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    Defunct Fighter Famous Adventurer

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  4. PotatoOnAStick

    PotatoOnAStick StickUnderAPotato

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    AbandonedBank > Tantibus :saltedhappy:
     
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    Krek Unrelenting Parasite

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    A spaghetto.

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    ClaymoreHouston Shoutbox Lurker

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    ClaymoreHouston, Dec 19, 2015
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    captainganon God of k | Derpalope VIP+

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    They were enforcing the lawl
     
    captainganon, Dec 19, 2015
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    SpadenadeZ1 THE USER FORMERLY KNOWN AS SPADEZ1

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    Zitrine Lore-kun CHAMPION

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    Hiryu not so lazy artist VIP

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    Ziel Drifting far away HERO

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    Ascended Kitten The Greatest HERO

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    WhirlwindWar Well-Known Adventurer CHAMPION

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  14. SmellyCrabbykid

    SmellyCrabbykid Your local source of cancer.

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    Guy 1: Pick a number from one to ten.
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    Guy 1: That's too high...
    Guy 2: you know it brotha
     
    SmellyCrabbykid, Dec 20, 2015
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    Inceptus Silent forums lurker

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    I have a new favorite word. It starts with an "F" and ends with an "uck"













    ...Firetruck
     
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  16. Gambay

    Gambay Eater of Potato

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    A man walks into a bar.


    Wait where was I going with this?
     
    Gambay, Dec 21, 2015
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    Pixelated0624 Forum Wanderer VIP+

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  18. Sanae_pls

    Sanae_pls That Fucking Dark Wizard

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    My best joke? Death in the Gavel update
     
    Sanae_pls, Dec 22, 2015
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  19. Eirika & Ephraim

    Eirika & Ephraim Gone Fishing

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    Aren't they supposed to be intelligent enough to at least watch where they're going?
     
    Eirika & Ephraim, Dec 22, 2015
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  20. Aaron_Moorman

    Aaron_Moorman Travelled Adventurer

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    Why did Adele cross the road?
    To say "HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE!"
     
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    Aaron_Moorman, Dec 22, 2015
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