Community Event What Is This Madness

I just tried to log into Wynncraft, when I was created with this hot mess of a lobby:



It was March Madness in it's most concentrated form, punches were being thrown, low opacity peeps getting slaughtered by the Aledar cartload, and at the storm's eye sat Salted, all wrapped up in a decidedly Decembery scarf.



As you can see from my thorough first hand reporting, many members of the feds such as @Viridian were involved in the chaos as well. IAmBank should also be noted as somebody to AVOID AT ALL COSTS- unless you want to pay your car's extended warranty!




I naturally took the opportunity of all these chumps being booted as a premonition that I alone am the chosen one, and therefore I took this "Salty-selfie" with the holy bovine himself for internet clout.







Anyways, I think Wynncraft has straight up broke or something, I wasn't really paying attention to all that. Hmm, I do have to wonder- what if all these lag spikes and Trade Market crashes are being funded by a known bovine hating and consuming organization?
There's so many cow meat ingredients and poor, weak, defenseless cows all over the world of Wynn- one must wonder if they are being purposefully weakened! It would have to be a mighty company, fueled by the people's raw rage towards grass munching cows- LE GASP! No, it cannot be- wait, no-

SURELY NOT

 

My friend was able to kill Salted so good update

 

UPDATE:
I'm still stuck in this purgatory with all these frozen, transparent specters. The silver lining is that my Quicksilver Minecraft audition is going great!



this is a cry for help, send dudes

..who can help me escape this boring mass of frozen ghosts!

 

I only managed to get one punch in before he flew off and went into creative (Please no ban).

 

I came back from being at my grandparents for the whole weekend and i see this. I'm so confused

 

how is this a community event

 

it’s the second lobby war
this is actually a feature


/s

 

what a scam, this took place before i could even go online

 

People kept asking for Skyblock, but we got the Hunger Games instead. This is a Community Event, and the event is war.

Viva la revolution!

 

To quote Technoblade
"VIVA LA REVOLUTIONN"

 

This is a carefully disguised Arby’s ad

 

like it's technically not necroposting but bruh

 

Shh, you needn't say it so loudly! I need the money from this sponsorship real bad...

 

*it's a carefully disguised Ava's ad

 

bring back the goddamn archer hill, the Hill Tribe will come back