Weirdest Dreams

So basically, what was your weirdest dream? Please keep it PG-13.
I only have a vague memory of mine, but I remember it somehow revolved around a multicoloured road made of colourful bricks. There was also something to do with lettuce thrown in. And someone became an octopus.

Oh and someone being forced to enter a prison house

 

I dreamed I went to my friend's house but he suddenly had two houses and neither of them was the house he actually lives in. So it was summer so the logical thing to do is to drive over asphalt roads with a sled while I'm holding a tablet. We weren't even pulling the sled it was just going really fast by itself. Basically after a bit we fell into the canal that goes through my village and we swam to the other side. Then I went home and my tablet didn't work. The screen gave a bunch of weird colours and a deep voice was telling me shit from tablet.
I know it doesn't make sense.

Also a few days ago I dreamed that during the break I went into town to buy food but we're not allowed to do that. So the cleaning lady at my school was going around on a bike through town to punish kids that left school.

 

If any of you watch Agents of Shield I dreamt that me and a group of others were Inhimans that went through terrigenesis. But then kree reapers showed up and I was the only one who escaped so I had to go rescue the others which involved hovering through the streets of Montclair and enjoying superpowers(yes I got Quake powers. It was fun!)

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Side note: the other inhumams in my dream were the kids at the summer camp I just went to in Savoie

 

Problem, I remember I have very strange dreams, but they are dreams, and you do not remember them.

 

Last night was probably one of my strangest dreams that I remember. So you know Dean Winters who plays Mr. Mayhem in those Allstate commercials? He was in my dream and the first thing he did was kidnap and kill an Indian boy’s parents before killing the boy. Then it cut to him sitting in a chair in a square of sorts, and he pulled out a giant gatling gun and started mowing down everyone. For some reason I was on a balcony during this time and I got shot and fell off. I then grabbed a nearby shovel, Mayhem’s gun disappeared, and we started fighting with shovels. No matter how hard I tried I couldn’t hit him, and then I woke up.

So basically, the moral of the story is that Dean Winters is a sociopath.

 

I was in a dream where I was talking with my crush and then go and ask out a random girl.
idk what my dream self was thinking

 

I also had this one where someone was really smart and everyone crowded around him saying ‘this must happen’.
Then he blew up. Everyone died.

Then they all came back to life. And said ‘We arent dead yay!’

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I don’t know what happened that day to cause such a stupid dream.

Oh and it took place on a spaceship.

 

I had a dream where apocalypse was happening and everything in the fucking world made absolutely no sense

I mean my arms were floating off at random

I'd open my shoe and scorpions by the dozens would fly out

Randomly I'd hear repeated and incandescent giggling

 

I had a dream where I was randomly inside airplane pilot cabin (inside a plane) with a sadistic dominatrix teacher (a woman just to clarify).

The plane was falling (I was on the right seat and she was standing behind between the 2 seats) and I was randomly pressing all the buttons to try stop the plane falling but she kept reprimanding me sternly every time I got it wrong.

Right now I only have a very brief memory of the events so that's all I really remember. She might have whipped me once or twice but I'm not sure if that's just my imagination or if it was actually in my dream.

What I do remember is that I was scared to death for a split second when I woke up *shudders*

Yes I actually had this as a dream ._.

 

i dreamt i was seeing that lamia from some anime pee water from the forehead by a small point in it

then i woke up and noticed i was about to pee myself