Top Ten Updates

Number ten. Make me start playing again. A lategame revamp would be just the thing, to make me want to sing! It just needs some more quests, and I can come back with absolutely no regrets.

Number nine, the Valley of Time. An update to let this ruin fulfill its grand calling and make it a relevant place for more than just Fate of the Fallen.

Number eight: Gavel's not really great. Update this great province of magic and make a reason for doing quests here other than habit. So much was anticipated when Gavel came out and I'm sorry to say, so much just isn't there because of limitations back in the day.

Seven, send those robots to heaven! A Corkus update would be well worth the wait if we get to determine the mechanical island's ultimate fate.

Number six, the void makes me sick! Ahmsord' s kind of a bore and wandering around the sky island feels like a huge chore. Give more purpose to the big deep dark void, and make less of a place that you want to avoid so that the other provinces will stare at it with jealousy and say to themselves "why can't that update be for me?"

Number five, is Bob still alive? A main storyline that explains his cryptic fate. Now that's an update for which I just cannot wait! Any main story will be good enough for me, just answer the questions we've been asking since 2013.

Number four: professions are a huge bore! Rework those professions so they're not dull to do and to make them feel less like a giant hunk of cow poo.

Number three. Update those trees! Kander forest's a dark shady place touched by darkness' embrace and chock-full of werewolves who want to eat up your face. Make there more to do there so that players doing their quests beneath those sinister trees will have to beware.

Two, what did I do?! I was sent across the border as an untrained amnesiac, so I want to find out where I came from and get my memories back. The land of the humans, don't you see man, I wanna meet the Frumans.

Number one, I can't see the sun! A realm full of darkness where you can't get sunburned, the best update of course, I say with no remorse, is the full release of Dern.

 

i was gonna go on a huge tangent about how you just completely dismiss the gavel update and how it made wynn an actual game and not just a freemium minecraft server before i realized this was a poem

 

btw, uhhh, he was talking about the top 10 future updates

 

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it took me about 4 paragraphs before i noticed the rhyming

 

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