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i...i don't get this...

 

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I get all of them except the ohm one.

 

Hahaha that's great, I've heard the same one but without Ohms before but it's still funny.

Heisenberg came up with the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, which basically states that the more you know about an object's location, the less you know about its velocity, and vice versa. In practice this only really affects sub-atomic particles though.
Schrodinger came up with the Schrodinger's Cat though experiment, which goes as follows: You have a box. Inside the box is a cat and some radioactive substance. In the space of one minute, the radioactive substance may or may not emit radiation (which would kill the cat). Thus if you don't open the box, the cat is both alive and dead since you don't know if the substance has released any radiation.
Ohms was some sort of science person (don't remember what), and he has a unit named after him (the Ohm), which measures electric resistance.