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Theory About The Meteorites

Discussion in 'Wynncraft' started by Torpid, Jan 27, 2020.

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Who Is The Most Powerful

  1. Yahya

    18.4%
  2. Salted

    15.8%
  3. Colossal Rat

    21.1%
  4. The Eye

    10.5%
  5. A bad sleep schedule

    34.2%
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  1. Torpid

    Torpid Torpid Torpedo HERO

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    One day i started thinking about the meteorites that landed in gavel, and after some thinking, i know how these meteorites came to be.

    Okay so in the very first stages of Wynncraft's development, Salted just decided "Im gonna make a super OP item only i can use" and created the "Cudgel Of The Forest Eater", the only item with the rarity of "Nonexistent", with a name color of rainbow. The Cudgel Of The Forest Eater (from here on known as Cudgel) has these stats:

    Cudgel
    Super Slow Attack Speed
    Rainbow damage obviously
    5,000,000 - 10,000,000 in every element

    Level Req: 420
    Class Req: Mage/Dark Wizard
    Name Req: Salted
    Gamer Status Req: Epic

    +420,069% Spell Damage
    -17,000,000 Tier Attack Speed
    -80,000,000/4s mana regen
    -80,000,000/4s mana steal

    Major ID: The only spell this weapon can cast is meteor

    The Cudgel had such a low attack speed that Salted could make an entire update in the time it took for the weapon's cooldown. It's meteor's damage would be between 1,000,000,000 and 1,700,000,000 damage. The meteors were three times the normal size and didnt disappear where they hit, but rather became a part of the map.

    After casting all of the meteors, Salted added the Cudgel to the "Banned Items Merchant" in the Cinfras Airbase. Even though logically this is impossible, Yahya, with his supernatural power, purchased the Cudgel. Salted and their army of mods all put together the most powerful builds in existence, and even with his army, Salted struggled to overpower Yahya, but at last, for the first time ever, Yahya was defeated. And the Cudgel was locked in a fortress with hundreds of guards. This fortress is known to us as the Fruman Gate.

    And every mod fears the possibility that Colossal Rat could use his mighty mass to break through the gate and use the cudgel for himself, instantly deleting the server.
     
  2. NotAFish

    NotAFish An evolved jungle slime Discord Moderator CHAMPION

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    Ah that's why they locked it away in the pirate's basement
     
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  3. Torpid

    Torpid Torpid Torpedo HERO

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    that can only be reached through a cutscene
     
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  4. Benjin

    Benjin Famous Adventurer

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    I suppose The Eye got its hand on it because the Olm got eviscerated by "crystallites"
     
  5. Skylaar

    Skylaar erm HERO

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    @Torpid you are just one big shitpost arent you?
     
  6. Torpid

    Torpid Torpid Torpedo HERO

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    Nah i just go from having actual thoughts for discussion to thinking of really stupid ideas for posts
     
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    Melkor The dark enemy of the world

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    VIP plaza exists for a reason.
     
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  8. the drink

    the drink the CHAMPION

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    the eye will simply stare it into nonexistence

    j̸͉͈̄̀ǘ̵̱͕s̸̺̆t̶̡̝̰́͗ ̴̧̛̳ĺ̸̝͙͆͘ĩ̸͜k̸̼̍̆̀ͅe̶͖͚̗̾ ̶̳̱̆ţ̴͕̩̿̇h̵͓͂̈́́è̴̫̙͝ ̵̮̯̯͛̚ŗ̶̲͝e̵̩͙͚̋̈́s̷̢̐̈́ẗ̶͕͙̚

    the eye is so powerful that the entire expanse became eye themed just by overseeing it
     
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  9. Torpid

    Torpid Torpid Torpedo HERO

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    yeah but Yahya is level 9,001 and the Eye is like... what, 110?
     
  10. the drink

    the drink the CHAMPION

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    the eye has a bold red name, indicating that he exceeds the concept of wynncraft's regular enemy statistics.
     
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  11. Benjin

    Benjin Famous Adventurer

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    He may be lvl 9001, but he simply blows up. While The Eye blows you up because your low-damage build couldn't kill the wretches, that or you have negative walkspeed and get nuked by a photon projector coming from light reflecting off its iris
     
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