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Media THE one and only UZB TIMES (ISSUE 3 JUST DROPPED)

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  1. Mardeknius

    Mardeknius Knight of Blood Item Team HERO

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    (Hi everyone! I'm moving this all to one thread, so that we can rip off Tealy more effectively prevent spam of the forums and make it easier to access)

    better late than never, right?

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    (i really have no clue who added the "horoscope" section")

    oh and here's this month's cursed build:
    https://hppeng-wynn.github.io/build...x0o0o141I0o1g000010036C0z0z0+0+0+0+0-ldVffKzD

    Well hey there, folks!
    Did anyone ask for this? No! And yet here we are.
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    Here's the build mentioned in the Cursed Builds section:
    https://hppeng-wynn.github.io/build...06C10006C10006C010nZ6C0z0z0+0+0+0+0-Vl9BwdkbX

    . . . BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
    So we were about to post this thread, and then somebody on the team (guess what, it was Mardeknius) noticed a new news story, and a (hopefully) real one at that!

    So there's this thread. It's not a very long read, but I'll tl;dr it here anyway:
    - The writer of the thread played Wynncraft right when it was released (their WC account page backs this up), and won a parkour challenge made by Grian; it was just an impromptu thing to keep people busy while the servers were being fixed
    - Grian said that the winner of the parkour would get a stack of emeralds (one emerald block; you could buy half a UZB Times ad with that!)
    - This guy never got his money

    As a community, I say we band together and make Grian uphold his promises (somehow)!

    Thanks to @Etherweaver and @Endistic for their significant contributions to this issue of the UZB Times.


    please buy an ad from us

    UZB TIMES #1 (1).pdf

    [DISCLAIMER: IT SAYS "WEEKLY" BUT WE HERE IN UZB ARE BAD AT PROJECTS SO IT PROBABLY WON'T BE]
    I will only take PARTIAL responsibility for this
    anyway thanks to @Xalose, @uzbuz, @Endistic, and a couple of other people who I can't remember atm for . . .
    this


    . . . I'll see myself out.
     

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  2. Endistic

    Endistic Acolyte Enjoyer HERO

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    HI MARDEK 10char
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    also if anyone wants this as a pdf
     

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  3. point_line

    point_line Well-Known Adventurer

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    ExertKarma Waiting for mythics to drop CHAMPION

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    i like how the more you scroll the more you can tell you stopped giving a shit
     
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  5. Mardeknius

    Mardeknius Knight of Blood Item Team HERO

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    if you want real news go read ambrosia times or something
     
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  6. point_line

    point_line Well-Known Adventurer

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    Also i can't see the build link D:
     
  7. Tealy

    Tealy a businessman of sorts GM CHAMPION

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    Love to see more stuff like this! Was a fun read
     
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    Enderae Wanderer of the Realm VIP

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    we here at uzb need a counselor
     
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  9. uzbuz

    uzbuz Owner of the Realm of uz (join or bad) VIP+

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    The Curse of Binding sounds kinda cool ngl
     
  10. Earthbrine

    Earthbrine The Dirt of the Realm CHAMPION

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    I don't think anyone took either of our ads seriously...
     
  11. Mardeknius

    Mardeknius Knight of Blood Item Team HERO

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    Earth you owe the guild 2eb
    Pay up
     
  12. Earthbrine

    Earthbrine The Dirt of the Realm CHAMPION

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    I already payed, remember?
    I put the 2 eb into the high tiered g-bank before typing the ad into the doc.
     
  13. ThedumbOX

    ThedumbOX I swear I’m straight HERO

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    So this is like wynncraft misinformation paper
     
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  14. Mardeknius

    Mardeknius Knight of Blood Item Team HERO

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    There’s no evidence that this DIDN’T happen
     
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    Etherweaver Overseer of the Realm

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    Misinformation? No, I wouldn’t say that. More of just a slight bit of very reasonable embellishment and inferring!
     
  16. Mardeknius

    Mardeknius Knight of Blood Item Team HERO

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    Q: When is the second edition coming out?
    A: Before May.

    Q: Are you going to keep feeding your readers bold-faced lies?
    A: *points out the window* oh look it's a bird *runs away while the questioner is distracted*
     
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    Mardeknius Knight of Blood Item Team HERO

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    Mardeknius Knight of Blood Item Team HERO

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    I've moved both articles here, and all future issues of the UZB Times will be on this thread.
     
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  19. Mardeknius

    Mardeknius Knight of Blood Item Team HERO

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    we put amount of effort into this please read
     
  20. Endistic

    Endistic Acolyte Enjoyer HERO

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    says someone who has altkejrte dbelne denanw sneigur alsgernegdd bone densifhs saltkrjsabw bone dnairur altered bonens denatisy
     
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