The (un)official Staff-illuminati Thread

I don't even know anymore

Nowadays everything is Illuminati. Pizza, someone's sock, a baby hair, 69420kL of shampoo, Wynncraft logo, my pencil case and someone's explosive diarrhea... But the STAFF could also be the Illuminati!
:O!11!11one!11!111111!!!!!!one!

On this joke and useless thread, our goal is to create a logical proof for all of the Wynncraft staff that they are indeed the Illuminati. In order to do so...

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Spoiler: A Form. It's a Form. Yeah, a Form. Now open the Form and read the Form that is a Form.

Staff Name:
Evidences (should be long)
TL;DR (cuz ima gangstah who doesnt care about yo real stories. bruh.)

I will start:

Staff: Salted
Evidences: Salted is a cow.
Cows produce milk.
Milk is white.
You know what else is white? Yes, a sheet of paper.
Paper has five letters.
Forks have five letters.
Forks are used to pick up food and eat 'em hardcor3
Steak is a type of food.
The steak is Salted.
Salted is also an admin on Wynncraft.
Wynncraft is an MMORPG.
If the word is split in half: MMO RPG
MMO and RPG has three letters
Wynncraft has 9.
9 - 3 - 3 = 3.
The Illuminati has three sides.
So
Salted is Illuminati confirmed

TL;DR= math

Now it is your turn
let's make sure dat all of le staff is illuminateh

 

Staff Name: Capa
Evidence: Capa is a cactus
A cactus is covered in spines
Spines has 6 letters
Cactuses are also mean
Taylor Swift made a song called "Mean"
Taylor Swift is a singer like Kanye
Kanye is rumored to be in the Illuminati and has 5 letters in his name
6-5 = One
One has 3 letters
A triangle has 3 sides.
CACUMINATI CONFIRMED
TL;DR: I copied you, kappa. (Capa harr harr)

 

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How does it feel like to have your post liked by a mod? :P

 

<3 I feel so special, especially because that mod is a cactus and has no real brain.