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SPOILER The Truth About Salted

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  1. coolname2034

    coolname2034 Formerly known as NPCGrian HERO

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    I was bored and did this:

    There are (currently, #prayforchangeblog) 37 threads in the news section. Out of those:
    27 were posted by Salted(Gavel Patches 1-11, Changeblogs 1 & 2, Item System thing, Gavel Changelog, 4 DXP announcements, 3D Modelers alert, RP art, 2 Sales, 2 Rule Changes, Mini Patch Announcement, and Wiki Updating. *Phew*),
    4 were posted by Grian(Gavel Changeblog 3, Gavel Livestream, Gavel Hype, and the Jumla Coffee-Spill Alert),
    3 were posted by Jumla(1.9, Stats and Web Changes),
    1 was posted by Tama(That trailer with the epic music),
    1 was posted by Tantibus(Corkus yo),
    1 was posted by LoveLusting(Looking for Skin Makers(Oh and RIP)).

    STATISTICS
    • 73% of the posts are Salted
    • 11% Grolans, 8% Jum-Jums
    • 2% Tantibuses, 2% LoveLustings, 2% Tamas
    • Admin posts make up 96%
    • Staff 98%
    • CT 100%
    WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
    Salted is a greedy cow who posted 3/4 of the news section threads so he could get a higher like count than any other staff member. Just look at the proof!
    • Salted has posted 1,418 times and has 16,924 likes, giving him a l-m ratio of 1,193%.
    • Of those 16,924, 1,869, or 11%, came from news posts.
    • Grian has posted a mere 250 times, with 7479(will update when Changelog 3 hype cools off) likes, giving a ratio of 3,000!!!!
    • He only received 373? likes from the Changelog.
    • Jumla has posted 68 times, with 1,273 likes, and a ratio of 1,872%
    • He has received 239 likes from news.
    • Both Grian and Jumla have higher l-m ratios than Salted, and less messages, which means they spend more time building and developing than foruming.
    • Therefore, Salted, with the lowest l-m ratio and highest messages, fearful of being seen as the worst admin, forced the other staff to let him post the news threads, knowing it Would give him th highest like count.
    So now, let some of the other staff post news threads. RISE UP AGAINST THIS INJUSTICE! LET JUMLA POST THE GAMEPLAY UPDATE THINGY!
    Oh and the highest like thread in the news section is:
    The Gavel Changelog, posted byyyyy:
    SALTED

    EDIT: The cow has liked! Can't post pic rn.

    EDIT 2: SALTED HAS HEARD AND ACTED. Grian has posted the most recent news thing.
     
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    Antra Malding since 2014 HERO

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    Endertricity Assorted Mini Quiche VIP

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    ok den
     
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    Jbip yea QA GM

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  5. coolname2034

    coolname2034 Formerly known as NPCGrian HERO

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    Changed title to be more appropriate
     
  6. Icy

    Icy Returning Player CHAMPION

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    The only time I ever got a like from Salted was when I pointed this out...
     
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    Villageacules Famous Adventurer HERO

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    It's because Salted cough cares about Wynncraft cough Grian

    jk please dont kick me from team Grian
     
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    Icy Returning Player CHAMPION

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    Glitchedslayer Godly Horse Breeder and Memer HERO

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    KabalUT RETIRED Detlas Janitor

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    That clickbait title tho
     
  11. coolname2034

    coolname2034 Formerly known as NPCGrian HERO

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    I feel like I could add a "Salted is Illuminati confirmed" thing somewhere round here.
     
  12. kioph

    kioph ahh yes heavy melee hmm yes

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    The knows! Yo Salted I'll drive, you shoot!












    Someone else summon Salted
     
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    coolname2034 Formerly known as NPCGrian HERO

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    coolname2034 Formerly known as NPCGrian HERO

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    hmtn Archivist of the Realm

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    I am a very brave person
     
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    LotKnockMC S̵͚̉i̸̥͔̞̒̕͜n̷̦̹̱͒̈́̚g̶͈̳̙͇͗̾̋̾ͅë̶͔́̌͋ṙ̶̢̧̭͕ VIP+

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    Cow..... Cow..... COW..... OH, COW! COME, RULE THIS LAND! @Salted COMMEE TOO USSSSSS And give us cookies.
     
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  17. coolname2034

    coolname2034 Formerly known as NPCGrian HERO

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    You are a very brave person.
    And that sneaky tag tho.
     
  18. coolname2034

    coolname2034 Formerly known as NPCGrian HERO

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    OMG SALTED HAS LIKED.
     
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    hmtn Archivist of the Realm

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  20. Wynntastic

    Wynntastic Well-Known Adventurer

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    why isn't this tagged spoiler
     
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