Art The Terrible Tale Of Yeastalog And The Irresponsible Toast Burner

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Once upon a time, a man named Jeff had a hankerin' fer some toast.
So, by natural human instinct, he placed a slice of snake-brand bread into a toaster and toasted it.
After a hour of sitting crisscross-applesauce in front of the toasting device, Jeff realized he had not plugged it in.
Jeff got up to plug it in.
All seemed well for Jeff, however upon plugging in the toaster he keeled over and died due to starvation.
With no-one to turn the toaster off, the sad little slice of bread sat in the chamber of toasting for a much longer time than any toast should.
The bread got heated so hard that it exploded out of the toaster as a horrifying, tentacley, snakey toast monster.
Now, his only goal in life is to punnish irresponsible humans who burn their toast by chucking large fireballs at them untill they become dead.
Fin.​

 

Lesson learned; make two pieces of toast in a toaster.
What? It's not what this is about? Oh... okay. How about:
Stay away from toasters, eat plain bread instead?
No?
Jeez, this is frustrating... okay, what about:
Remember to plug the toaster in first?
F**k it, I'm done.
*Slams door*

 

I TELEPORTED THE BREAD.

(This is amazing by the way.)

 

The illustration is surprisingly good! The idea behind it is strange, To say the least, but I actually like your art style!

 

First, great drawing!
Second, why does the snake have distinct humanoid hands?

 

Them fireballs aint gonna chuck themselves!

 

What on f*cking earth