The Tale Of Jens, The Great Warrior.

There was once a great lvl 100 warrior. His name was Jens, and his name was known far across the land of both Gavel and Wynn. He was legendary hero, great and mighty warrior, and he was acknowledged by anyone.

But one day, something... A little different happende...
Jens logged onto Wynncraft. He was in the hub, he was just about to enter the world of Wynn when he suddenly saw something. There was a sign that said "Lobby Parkour - LvL 1."
"Huh", thought Jens to himself. "I have noticed this before now, lets give it a try!"

Jens elegantly jumped from the main hub's floor over to the first block in the parkour. He stepped on an Iron Pressure Plate, and he suddenly got a message that said:



You have started the parkour.

Jens didn't give it much though. He had no idea what he had just gotten into.... He just continued to keep jumping from block to block.
But then suddenly, he failed a jump and started to fall. But before he even realized it, he was teleported back to the start of the parkour and was given the message:



You have failed the parkour. Try again.

"Weird", thought Jens. I really dont want to, but it tells me to try again, so I'll do it!
Jens started to elegantly jump from block to block again. But then it happende again, he failed a jump and started to fall. He was instaly teleported back to the beginning of the parkour, and he was giving the same message again.

You have failed the parkour. Try again.


This time Jens thought that it even was rude. He didn't want to try the parkour again. But he had to because the message told him to. The started jumping again, and the same thing happende again....
He failed a jump, was teleported back. And he got the message:

You have failed the parkour. Try again.



Jens is now stuck in an infite loop, constaly having to attemt the parkour. Currently his record is lvl 3.
You can help save Jens. Go to WWW dot SaveJensAndHearOurPrayers dot Com to donate 1 every day.
1 dollar = 1 prayer for Jens.

 

#NerfParkourEtIs2Op5Me

 

Poor poor Jens. We can only hope that the cycle will end

 

Indeed.