SPOILER The Secrets Behind Guild Towers

THIS IS DIFFERENT THEN MY OTHER THEORIES I SWEAR anyways:
For any of you forum-ers who have been in a guild which wars either that be an alliance guild or an attacking guild. You may wonder what the towers you fight are? Some structure the guilds build to defend their land? Well obviously it's not just some tower they upgrade you stupid idiots who know nothing about lore. Next your gonna tell me that the guild towers don't have ANY lore behind them.

What made me think first was the ability "Tower Aura". Which suspiciously is the shamans 3rd ability and also in the menu is the 3rd ability! The tower volley? A ranged spell just like Uproot. It has a main attack just like shaman which can have multiple targets hit. But what does this mean..? Well this completely changes my previous theory about Shamans. While the other shamanism we learn about are the same, I used to think that the player was the only totem-wielding shaman... But as we see in the guild wars there are several... But a bit different as you know. They are much... MUCH bigger. But so what? The towers are just giant shaman totems, what could be the problem with that? SEVERAL LORE PROBLEMS OMG WE ARE SCREWED EVERYTHING IS A SCAM RUN BY LIZA- I mean let me explain.

The first question I run into is, why do they each own a territory and let people control them. Well first; there isn't one shaman per territory. As you may notice that every area has a different type of totem and therefore a different shaman. So each shaman controls over a large area at a time. Apart from that, it is quite clear and OBVIOUS that again... It is a deal with the devil, by the devil I mean Big Dern Corporations. As you may know, in order to attack a territory you need to pay EMERALDS!!!! So again, obviously this is a secret scam to get rich.

Now while yes it's all and good to know that guilds are a scam and we have to quit them forever but we haven't talked too much about what this means for the connection between the player class shaman and the newly found war shamans. It is obvious that the player must be related to these shamans as there are no other characters or information even talking about our players form of magic. Now this is the part where I can't exactly say too much in details but... yknow... when the stork flies by... the bats and the bees... the uh miracle of life.... Anyways you get the deal. Why do I think this? Well it's obvious we have some of the abilities and charactarism of a shaman but still human-like. So we seem to be a combination of the two. Which is great as now we know 4/5ths of the players past.

I might not of mentioned that the shamans I was talking about have giant totems... which I used some maths to figure out how tall they are and:
The totem we have is 2.6 blocks tall roughly. While our player is 1.875 blocks tall. Which means the player is 72.1% the height of the totem. Now it was hard to get an exact height of a guild tower but it's around 42 blocks tall roughly. So with some quick maths we can determine that the shamans were 30 blocks tall. Here is a reference using the canyon colossus. So while they weren't GIANT, they were still pretty huge.

Spoiler: Canyon Colossus

Spoiler: mother

But with this we can also determine our mothers height. As I am a master in genetics, biology, math and biology I can use math to figure out our mothers height which is... -26.25 blocks! Which if you combine with 30 blocks and half it you get the players height. (Which is also another way to get the medium between two numbers).

 

Bro is here again with yet another lore

 

I love these.
(I barely understood anything other than "guild war tower= big tower with shaman powers", pls tl;dr?) (or a summary for low iq people like me?)

 

The guild towers are totems by giant people who have shaman powers. Who are 30 blocks tall.

The territories are scams to claim by the Dern Beast (as they cost emeralds to attack well sorta)

The player is a descendant of these shamans.

 

now this I understand, and I actually agree with this one.