Lore/Story The Potatoes Of Wynn

Hai.
im naver.
you might know me. but you probably dont.
Ive been making lores for over a year, but they all died off.
So i decided to make a lore entertaining for me to write that's dumb enough to come off as a lore.

if you want to join just fill in a random application from something like seregios' story idk.
Chapters:
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4 (Written by @blankman )

Chapter 1: Welcome To wyn
So then The @Seregios was walking in detlas then he saw somethin. He was surprised. It was a potato. not just a normal potato. IT WAS A POTATO WITH POTATOS ON IT. Seregios was shokd. But he lookd in the bank of detlas. der was no valligers. how did he not notice nobody knows cuz of plot convenience.

So he walked into the tower in teh midle and saw @Rick Snot looking at a wall.
"Robo wot r u lookin at m8" Seregios said to robo aka rick snot
"im looking at le wall ore" Robo replied to oredragon aka seregios.
But then the tower collapsed. Dey were trapped inside.

End of chuptr

 

Such derp, tank putatos for lyfe...

 

Chapter 2: PLOT CONVENIENCE STRIKES AGAIN
So then the seregoo and the rick snot were stuck inside the tower. rip.
BUT TEHN
@_DeadlockedX_ killed the blocking things that were traping them.
"Where did u come from m8" ore said
"I posted on this lore, so i somehow got added" ZX said
"Oh" ore replied back.

BUT THNE

the potato lord came and destroyed a house just for show.
the potatoo lord said "I will defet u!!!11!"
den ore shot a magic thing cuz hes a dragon thing
the potato lord ded.
rip.
BUT THEN THE POTATO OVERLORD CAME.
and killed a random passerby who wanted to sell his items.
rip that guy.
but then everyone in detlas ran away cuz reasons.
SO ore just left. So ZX and robo followed for some reason

End of chuptr

 

Tanks 2 potatas 4 add, I appruciot dis

 

OMG the randomness...









I assume that because I posted I will randomly appear in the lore.

 

Chapter 3: Sample Text
SO DEN teh oremoinr69 was walkn by teh road with rawbo and zx
BUT THNE
A wild @blankman appeared.
Ore attacked blankman, but blunkmn doadgd
dundundun
blunkmn slapd ore
rip
BUT THN
"1v1 m8 FaZe clan i will 360 noscope you then quickscope you so hard you will get kicked out of your clan" said XxX_blankman_XxX
"no." Ore replied
blunkmn crid
rip
BUT THNE
the potato overlord went up to ore and slapd him so hard blnkmun was shkcd
BUT THEN
@DerpyDragonHoke suddenly keeled the potato overlord
"Hoke. Why are you here" the narrator asked
"Idk" hoke responded
BUT THNE
The potato potato lord overlord appeared
blankman then stabbed the potato potato lord overlord with a snipr rifl
but the potato potato lord overlord SURVIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVED
DNUDNUDNUUUUUUUUUUUUU
So then they ran.
and ran.
and ran.
sample text.

End of chuptr

 

'Stabbed with a rifle' OH WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
also tank pototos for mur, I nid evrn more pls

 

Why am I a villain?

Who dat?

With tha skills!

 

Nah ur not a villain ur just a person

 

Wait whoa whoa whoa... one of these things walked into Detlas and none of the iron golems tried to kill it?! Which idiots would do-
Oh. I see. You mean me.

 

hue

 

CHAPTER FOUR: GUEST WRITER

AND SO: Our chrctrs: @DerpyDragonHoke @Seregios @Rick Snot @_DeadlockedX_ and @blankman wer walking down de road looking for a POTATO to kill. suddenly @xNaverx appeared. "what?!" said de naratr. how am i dere!? and den THE POTATO GENERAL appeared, and slaped da naratr off of wynn. everyone ran like heck

END OF CHAPTR 4

 

I'm starting to remember why I stopped writing in this section.....

 

this is what i wanted to write in chapter 4 actually.
YOU ARE NOW PART OF THE NARRATORS
GRATZ

 

Its a wonder how I find shit like these entertaining

 

10/10 lore would read again

 

Wow. I did that as a joke to imitate your poor grammar.

 

I'm actually really good at English, it's just that writing it the way I do is more entertaining for me.

 

I know, I understand the point.

 

Wut? U akshuly 'English'? I taut u spek angliz liek a skr00b.
*types this into Google Translate*
What? You actually speak 'English? I thought you speak English like a scrub.