The Most Complicated Board Game Ever

(Definetly not a copy of Life of Jerry)

The concept is simple. You're are tasked with the goal of designing a fun new board game. You've however put it off to the last minute and you're all drunk. So now anything goes.

Come up with anything the game would include. Rules, pieces, mechanics, pieces of art, etc.

Hilarity ensues.

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I would suggest coming up with a name for the game first.

 

Here's my suggestion for a name:

The Game of Life: Alcoholism and Depression

 

Agreed good sir.
I suggest the goal of the game is to move a piece around a board with cards and whoever reaches 420 movements forward first wins.

 

8/10 spaces are drunk spaces making you move back to start. 1 of the other spaces is the drugs space where you have to draw a Drug card. You use in game money to buy that drug.

 

In game money is given to the player that dabs the most during their turn. A smaller sum is given to those that do NOT die of cancer.

 

Insertnamehere Games is not responsible for any cancer deaths that may occur during gameplay.

 

In game money is handed out by the treasurer, or the person wearing the most designer clothes at the time of playing the game. Tresurers must give up in game wealth if caught for fraud by the in game irs

 

The in game money consists of normal banknotes printed on toilet paper.
I suggest we come up with a way to move.

 

In order to move, you have to use three of your reserve pieces to link to the deck and draw a card, then use it to move.

 

Cards must be purchased with irl money separate from the game. They represent different floors.

 

Floors are the game's way of telling you what level monster to fight. Any floor can be drawn at any time

 

Monsters are randomly chosen from Wikipedia. Any living creature or human may be chosen.

 

If you find the wikipedia article from Kim Jong un, you get a free floor and may advance to the bonus wheel

 

In the bonus wheel you fight cutethulu. If you win all the others will have to give you 20% of their ingame money. Hiw do we distirbute turns?

 

At the start of game everyone throws their own shirt into the air. The person that manages to grab and put back on their own shirt first gets to play first

 

Ah yes, cutethulu. The lesser know sister of Chutulu.

 

Cthulhu appears if you defeats Cutethulhu 5 Times. He puts you back at the start.

 

You can prevent this by overlaying 2 of your reserve pieces with a movement card you have. This also gives you a bonus crate.

 

Crates contains cards, cash and cosmetics. The cosmetics slow you down due to their weight. You are forced to wear them irl and can’t take them of, even if you get a new. You just place them on top of each other.

 

Every time you pass GO, you have to either take off one article of clothing OR fight the kraken.