The Jacksonben1331 Saga

Credit to @SpadeZ1 for th pics and @KrekisWeck for being cool with it. Oh and if I get banned it wasn't Px. Or Riu. Or Ganny. Or Pretzule. They are all cool.



Gather round, for a tale of wonder and glory. Recommended age is 13 and above, as the memes will get a bit lusty and busty.

This is the tale of how our lord and savior, Jacksonben1331 blessed our forums with his glory.

One day, the fairest young man was chilling with the villains, shouting inside the local detention box. This young man was name Krek. Krek had been a bad boy, and was sent to the box by Professor Pinkypotplant, for hitting a 360 spitball on Haxy, who was dissapointed that it wasn't a 420 spitball.

Then, the roof was ripped open, and a man with no face looked down, the other of the heavens rained upon Krek's face, as parts of him saw the first sun they had ever seen.
"Hello my children, it is I."
Krek writhed against the divinity.
"Oh shit waddup!" A degenerate memer by the name of Flubby screamed.
"Wednesday is now!"
With the forceful proclamation of the faceless man, the noobs shut up.
"I am Jacksonben, and in order to show you my glory, I must have ten posts. Assist me!"
Krek knew what he must do.

However, despite the attempts of our lord, the oppressors known as Px_1 and Riuzake silenced him, giving him only a warning. But Jacksonben rebelled, proclaiming that it was necessary! The word had to see his goods!

After being banished, in secrecy, Jackson blessed Krek with his knowledge, and now he roams the lands, blessing those with powers similar to those of the Khalidius Maximums, or more commonly known, DJ Khaled.

One day, our lord and glorious savior shall return to save us.

Or, FLUBBY EXPOSED (GONE SEXUAL) PRANK!!! YouTuber GOES TO JAIL!!! #DramaAlert

 

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10/10 would read again