Media The Grand Almuj Toilet Adventure

Behold! Its your dear future US President, Donald Trump!

I don't create threads often, but just now(like 30 minutes ago)I stumbled upon a little secret that I'm guessing someone has already found, but still, I'd post it so everyone can see!

It all started when I couldn't sleep, so I decided to get up and take a midnight stroll among the streets of the glorious desert palace.

I don't know what I have eaten(maybe some bricks) but I felt shit incoming and decided to quickly search for a public toilet.

Alas, I found it!



A small public toilet beside the WynnExcavation Lab.

I went inside, spent 3 days finding the correct cubicle since there were no signs differentiating male and female toilets, but after managing to hold back my shit for 3 days straight(what a record!)I found the correct one!



To be honest, its not the greatest toilet. While I was pooping, I had some curious robed, gigantic-nosed audiences outside the rickety fence window watching me do my business. I guess I have some possible Donald Trump supporters, after all :D

Alas, poop was out, but something horrific happened.

Straight out of the blue, I accidentally flushed myself down the toilet!

Shit.


I hit the ground hard. After I woke up in a daze, its pitch-black around me, I groped around the walls of the poop storage area, (if you have to vomit out your lunch, I'm sorry :( )and had some brown-coloured mush stuck to my shirt. Ew. Still, I managed to find my way out. I felt sorry for the poor dude who fell down and never survived in the stinking darkness D:



How did I find my way out? Its simple! Thanks to the constructors of this trap of pure evilness, there was a button that opened a secret wall and led me outside, underneath a staircase, in the Almuj Bazaar.




That sums up for my little grand toilet adventure. Want to experience flushing yourself down a toilet? Want to experience life inside a poop storage chamber? Want to become one with the poop, or visit that poor dead guy down there? Now's your chance! Starting today, completely 100% free, visit the Almuj Public Restroom and start your great adventure!

-Trump

P.S. Dont fucking nicefind.avi me

 

I guess you can say, that this post was 'shit'

 

woah
Woah
Woah there dude
wew lad

 

YOU SHALL NEVER BE PRESIDENT TRUMP!!! NEVER!!!

 

I guess this is truly
A shitpost

All jokes aside, pretty cool! I like ze storytelling it was good

 

Can u still do this???

 

I didn't know this! Time to visit Almuj again!

 

I've never seen people so hyped to jump in a toilet

 

Well, guess It's time to flush myself down a toilet xD I gotta see that place.

I just don't wanna have poop all over my shiny armor ;n;

 

Huehuehue

 

I fell down there a while ago. I don't even know how I was clumsy enough to do that, but I walked in, pressed the button out of curiosity, and fell.
Then I hid there for a while letting my friends freak out.

 

via Imgflip Meme Maker

 

Sorry but F**ck U,.. Never be President, NEVER!!!..

xD LIVE LATINO!!!!

Ok ok .. I'will go Almuj, long time did not do 2.

 

Um...

Completely incorrect use of the word "alas".

 

how the fuck do u have 15 sp if ur lvl 66
explain urself donald fucker

 

Ayy

If you were VIP before the EULA update forced all servers to change their purchasable content, then you can keep all the perks you had from before the update (except for double xp), this would include having 15 soulpoints on all your classes at whatever level.

 

ohhhh
lol

 

Man u need the original

 

I thought it was the original...

 

@Donald Trump I found a new name for you.