The ECCPA initiative

Salutations, Wynncraft Community!
My name is Jonathan and today I’ll be introducing you to ECCPA.

What is ECCPA?
Epic Chonker Content Preservation and Archival is a project that aims to archive all of Epic Chonker’s lost content, as well as offer explanations to his enigmatic behavior.

Who are we?
We are a bunch of volunteers who always had a keen interest on Epic Chonker’s posts. Initially, we only watched from the shadows, but after “The Incident”* we slowly began grouping together. Epic Chonker’s last known thread, “Message to the Wynncraft Community.”, was the catalyst that made us form ECCPA.
*This will be explained later

I believe that you now understand what our purpose is, but you all probably still have plenty of unanswered questions.
After EC (Epic Chonker) made his last post we were all left bewildered. Discussion began within our group about what to do next. We tried to reach out to EC to see if he was actually serious about that being his “farewell”, but we got no response
One thing led to another and in the end Jason (a group member) tried tracking EC down. It worked and we got his address. Turns out member Johnson actually lived pretty near, so we got him to drive all the way to EC’s house and we had him begin questioning the locals. Turns out the house (which was in withering condition), had actually been abandoned for many years, gaining infamy around these parts of town. Johnson gave this information to the group, but Jason was still adamant that EC’s account was being accessed from that location.
After some back and forth we got Johnson to agree on going into the house during the night to retrieve any possible devices that might be there. The same day he was supposed to go there his car broke down… A sign of destiny, perhaps? We were disheartened, of course, but at least Jason had some good news.
Somehow he had managed to access EC’s account! Furthermore, he said that he was close to hacking into Wynncraft’s mainframe to obtain crucial data about EC’s online identity.

So, while we still don’t have access to EC’s hard drive (as we had hoped we’d find in the abandoned house), we can at least use this account to get easier access to certain data (private conversations) and communicate with you through here.

Our findings
This is a compilation of some intriguing knowledge about EC.

There seems to be a personality shift within certain posts. This anomaly is more visible after the now infamous “Salted X Me Fanfic” post, which is believed to be EC’s attempt at a hate crime, depicting his malevolent yet sadistic persona.
The members of ECCPA consider this post as “The Incident”.

We also noticed that EC changed his profile picture and custom title after a while. We managed to scavenge this image which shows what it used to be like (posted within this thread) . The PFP is the “Slider” boss from the Aether Mod.
There’s disagreement within our group as to the exact date of these changes, but we know for a fact that they happened after “The Incident”.

This post “Garage (bank) Sale” used to be considered EC’s first interaction on the forums, being his first thread, posted only a few days after his account was created (29th of November 2020). So, our team was shocked when we gained access to EC’s account and we found out that the same day his forums account was created he also participated in a ban appeal thread. This thread stated his (at the time) IGN, the reason for being banned (Inappropriate Behavior in Chat) and also the date of said ban (you guessed it, 29th of November 2020).

This information leads us to conclude that EC’s account was created as a way to appeal his permaban. His appeal was very informative to our operation, and it shows us that in the past EC had made racially charged comments and his text messages contained heavy usage of the word “cum”.
EC also stated that he didn’t remember ever being warned or even banned before, which means that the permaban was a response to his first offence. This information is extremely valuable, as it shows that despite “The Incident” having not yet happened, a cog randomly turned inside of his brain, making him say such vile things to the point where he got permabanned. It is also noteworthy that the ban appeal got accepted and the moderator who banned him is no longer a staff member (could EC have gotten his men to take care of him*)

*It would seem as though EC has previously worked in a company named “Liquid Emeralds Corp.”, as evidenced here. If the aforementioned comments are not satire, It’s possible that EC has multiple connections that would allow him to get unbanned and have the one who banned him demoted.

What we ask of you
We are currently looking for more information about EC that could help elevate our operation. So please, do tell us about any interaction you might’ve possible had with EC in the past, be it a conversation, a critique you’ve made of him, that one time he commented under your profile, or if he ever sexually harassed you.
Lastly, thank you for your time. Expect updates once Johnson gets his car working.

Sincerely,
The ECCPA team

 

I can, in fact, support this conclusion, and build on to it; not only was EC a member of the company, he was a representative, as evidenced by this screenshot showing my correspondence with him, in which he speaks for the entirety of Liquid Emeralds.

 

epic chonker aka icebear II

 

bro what the fuck is this post I do not remember writing this