Lore/Story Tf2: The Soviet Diaries

Hey guys, I know this isn't another crapasta but as much as most of you don't care for those things I decided to make something that none of you ever asked for in a game that potentially a majority of you don't play: TF2. Also I have 1% imagination at the time of this post and I come up with the ideas as I go so the writing may be...ehh. Okay shut up and praise Mother Russia!

1/9/1972
We set up camp near harbor to set up all Soviet Camp to test and store missiles

1/10/72
The Blu team has set up camp, they must be working for the USA, we raid them first thing in the morning...

1/11/72
We raid camp and claim it our own, the Americans didn't put up a fight. We shall celebrate this strategic victory tomorrow.


1/12/72
we celebrate with all Russian kazotsky kick dance in MOTHER RUSSIA even though Russia is mostly snow.

However giant French Samurai Robot attacked us and we couldn't take it down with our mighty Russian might, this must be the USA's doing for their revenge against our victory at the harbor battle.

We had to retreat and take camp in...not Russia

12/1/2999
We just woke up from a sleep after our self conscious minds were uploaded to robotic bodies after the fall of the Soviet Union so we could rise and rebuild the might that was once the USSR. However only a few of the 20-30 Russians survived the process and the only thing left to do is dream of what the USSR once was...


Signing out
-Vladamir Pootin

This whole diary thing was just to show you some crazy moments that I had in tf2...okay bye m8

 

wat

 

Is that a TF: Classic map? (First picture)

 

Its a custom map based off of Banjo Kazooie

 

Ah, yeah I thought it looked N64-y