Tanibus' Corkus Update Compared To The Real Corkus

So now after corkus is out, a live stream release and now hundreds of threads about it I thought we should take some time to look at Tanibus' corkus

(As copied form his infamous post on that fateful April fools)


Changelog:

• New province of Corkus! Featuring two new cities: Relos and Corkus City, and a new biome called the Corkus Outsides.
• New dungeon! The Corkus Dungeon!
• A new island called the Legendary Island!
• Featuring a ton of new quests, such as a quest where you have to run back and forth across the whole Canyon of the Lost!
• Due to popular demand, the Elytra will be added to the game! To ensure players use it, the floor of the game will now be poisonous.
• Zombie class! Now you can join the side of the undead on your wynncraft adventure!
• All pets are now Squiggles the Squid.
• Due to massive complaints, the quest “???” has now been removed, and the rewards have been deleted.
• You now can ride mechs.
• Witherists are the standing rulers of the province.
• Due to massive complaints about them being useless and broken, guilds have been removed.
• Corkus will be level 80-100.
• Everyone gets their own personal airship to insta-travel everywhere!
• Due to Bob being underpowered we are buffing his damage to 3x what is was.
• Swearing is now bannable.
• This update will be compatible with the new Minecraft version 1.RV.
• Nerfed assassin and buffed mage, we found through extensive research mages to be very underpowered. Whilst assassins to be way too OP.
• You can now kill Grian in game whenever you like.
• Corkus is a Human province, but no one takes them seriously and is not formally recognised.
• It has been decided that the medieval theme is too boring for Wynncraft, and the game is being converted to a modern theme, set inside a city destroyed by the zombie apocalypse

Yeah that was his old chanelog... Looking through it you can see how many spoilers are in it

• New province of Corkus! Featuring two new cities: Relos and Corkus City, and a new biome called the Corkus Outsides.
• Featuring a ton of new quests, such as a quest where you have to run back and forth across the whole Canyon of the Lost. (The new quest about escorting that hurt dude)
• Corkus will be level 80-100.
• Corkus is a Human province, but no one takes them seriously and is not formally recognised.

Just something that needed to be said. It was surprising how much we knew abot corkus!

 

Nice that's awesome