Steam's "motto"

This thread is a joke. Steam probably has an official motto. Just post what you think their motto should be.

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Motto: Updating

 

"Here at Steam™ we don't make games, we make money."

 

3.

THAT'S ALL WE NEED TO SAY, FOLKS!

 

"Accept Lord GabeN as your savior."

 

"Half-Life 3 confirmed."

 

"Steam Summer Sales"

 

"60% off everything til this monday"

 

That is more fucking true than the Trojan horse and the illuminati combined

 

"The Gaseous State of Water" :D

 

This is the prayer of all valve employees who play CSGO
"Oh holy father, who AWPs from Heaven,
May you bless this Tec-9 with a 5 man clutch,
May you bless my aim with a 5 man feed,
May you bless my knife with eternal hit registration,
May you bless my molly with a perfect hit,
May you bless my flash to avoid hitting a teammate,
Praise Gaben."

 

"Consoles"

 

"Don't run, we only want your money."

 

If only 90% applied to everything on steam. </3

 

Steam counts to ten!

"1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

 

it would appear you skipped 3



(^.^) [JOKE] < < < <

 

Steam: The land of sales and prosperity

 

'Everything 100% off for a donation of +100% for every purchase!'

 

"That online video game store that doesn't require you to pay money to use it, and doesn't have ads. Get your shit together xbox live and playstation network."

Steam is that safe haven for gamers where they don't get ripped off all the time.

 

Guys, its obviously same as Wynncraft's

SOON coming in 2999

 

I think you mean:
1,2,2:episode 1,2:episode2,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 lol