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Art [shitpost] Ripped Weapons Guy

Discussion in 'Your Work' started by Labyrinth, Jun 1, 2016.

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MEET THE RIPPED

  1. I AM RIPPED WEAPONS GUY

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  2. AND THESE (flexes uncontrollably)

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  3. ARE MY WEAPONS

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  4. THEY EACH WEIGH ONE HUNDRED FIFTY KILOGRAMS

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  5. AND THROW TWO HUNDRED PPSI PUNCHES

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  6. AT TEN THOUSAND PUNCHES PER MINUTE

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  7. IT COSTS 400,000 MERCENARIES

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  8. FOR ME TO SLOW DOWN THESE WEAPONS

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  9. FOR TWELVE SECONDS

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  10. extra poll slot

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  1. Labyrinth

    Labyrinth all of my jokes are cries for help

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    upload_2016-6-1_0-10-45.png

    some people think they can outsmart me
    maybe... maybe...

    i have yet to meet one that can outsmart muscle

    no seriously all i did was fuck around, i really did have artists block
    but this made me laugh too hard so here you go
     
  2. awemanrank100

    awemanrank100 custom title

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    That's 166 and 2/3 punches per second. With that info, I can make a command block creation that lets you do that.

    Nah, I'm lazy.
     
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  3. ShadowMage1

    ShadowMage1 Seraph of Twilight CHAMPION

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    Oh my god... who touched Sasha and Sasha?

    Alright then............

    WHO TOUCHED MY MUSCLES?!
     
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  4. Labyrinth

    Labyrinth all of my jokes are cries for help

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    sure thing, just point me towards a Sony Vegas torrent
     
  5. XavierEXE

    XavierEXE ♪ Wynncraft's Composer and Ability Tree Lead ♫ ♪ Music Item Team CHAMPION

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    The thing is
    That's still 47x better than what I can draw
     
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  6. Mish

    Mish Composer VIP

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    The alternative word for friendly is club penguin.
     
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  7. Plasma~

    Plasma~ Antishitposter

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    I don't get it…
     
  8. Inceptus

    Inceptus Silent forums lurker

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    *Sniff* . . . *Sniff sniff* . . . *Sniff sniff sniff* . . . *Sniff* . . . Sniff sniff* . . .
    Yep, that's a TF2 reference I smell.
     
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  9. Jacoblouis

    Jacoblouis Famous Adventurer VIP+

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    "I am heavy muscles guy... and these are my weapons *kisses biceps* They weigh 150 kg and i use 200$ custom punching gloves at 10,000 punches per minute. It takes 400,000 mercenaries to slow down these weapons for 12 seconds. *looks at biceps* Oh my gosh who touched Sasha? WHO TOUCHED MY GUNS!–Some people think they can outsmart me. maybe *sniff* maybe. I have yet to meet one who can outsmart muscle. *camera goes to him raining punches down upon his enemies while he screams*
     
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  10. Labyrinth

    Labyrinth all of my jokes are cries for help

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    gomu gomu no gatureen gahn
     
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  11. Jacoblouis

    Jacoblouis Famous Adventurer VIP+

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    *nods head and smiles while pretending to understand what you said*
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  12. Labyrinth

    Labyrinth all of my jokes are cries for help

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    good.
     
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  13. MyNamesHalo

    MyNamesHalo A sarcastic f*ck

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    Sorry had to
     
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    Holocrom_5 Live long and may the force ever be in your favor VIP+

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