SPOILER Shaman's Don't Exist!!! 100% TRUE!!!

This is a very smart and TRUE theory!!!!!!!! Believe me with every cell of your body because I know everything and totally have NEVER made super stupid theories.

Anyways, I was playing Shaman and I got up to Bob's lost soul and I realised that there is no depressed relik, which was pretty weird... why is there no depressed shamans, do shamans just not get depressed? So I looked further and in the Order of the Grook we learnt about Shamanism and... compared to the class we play, it doesn't match up. The teacher said:
"They take the life from other things and use that to do their stuffs." - Teacher from the Order of the Grook

But as Shaman, we focus on these weird totems and only acolyte is matching to that definition. Suspicious...

I did more examination and the totem has symbols on it, I looked at the two main languages with symbols: Wynnic and Gavellian. There are only two phrases: One, which is in Gavellian it says "UP", and the other one says C then either 2, L or N in wynnic. Suspicious...

Shaman was also the only class added in the Silent Expanse update, which in itself is suspicious...

It is also the only class which relies on other spells to be used... almost like you need to anchor yourself to reality... suspicious...



But what does this mean? They don't seem to have feelings, they aren't actually a shaman, their totem says UP and CN (which stands for Up the Movie and Cartoon Network), It was added with darkness itself and needs to be anchored to reality!

Due to the fact they seem to. be a mix of different realities, maybe they took inspiration from multiverse of madness and are just dream walking. When you play shaman, you are using dark dern magic to be in that reality. That is why they know things about our realm, why they are labeled shaman but not actually a shaman in Wynn reality, and perhaps... it's not because they don't have feelings, the reason there is no depressed reliks is because there has never been shamans....






BUT WHAT ABOUT SKYLAAR???????????? Well he is an actual shaman so... yeah...

 

Who needs therapy when you have shaman

 

I bet this guys never sleeps at night

 

How much caffeine did my mans take

 

ava is dern beast

 

New Mandela effect

 

no more shaman :c

 

I'm glad someone else also thought it was "skylaar"

 

4 cups of coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

ummmm.. but further research have concluded that your title actually says "Shaman is Don't Exist!!!"...
To fix, remove the apostrophe ( ' ) to make "Shamans don't exist"..

anyways uh
what did you inhale

 

air and pizza inahlation :))))

and i am SO sorry for the grammar error, ur so smatie

 

I think this is a cool theory :) even if it doesnt fully add up...................... this weed is purple........ *puffs smoke*