Guild Sector Red 7 The Guild With 100% Applicant Denial Rate!

Hey-ya. It's WarSong aka StarmateHalcyon comin' atcha thru the power of wireless USB keyboard technology!
I might need to change the batteries soon..

YES we are a real group and have real members.
NO we are not recruiting. Ever.

This is no elite group of high-and-mighty "we're better than you" jerkwads. We're just regular jerkwads. We're aware of our shortcomings and have made peace with our inadequacy. We bounce between 2 to 10 active members in any single game.

We're invading Wynncraft! Not really tho. That's not what we do. We usually show up, hang out, talk loudly about politics and 'deh way thangz is' and that's about it. I think 'benign' is a good description. Maybe 'irritating' at worst.

UN-APPLY TODAY! Or tomorrow; OR NEVER. "Never" works!
Thank you for choosing SR7 for your paramilitary needs. - Excerpt from official SR7 Brochure.

Spoiler: The joke.

OK imma spoil this for you. you can leave a fake application with just nonsense. have fun. make stuff up. list off silly stuff like '3 years experience as presidential gimp' or summat. no one is gonna take these seriously so go nuts :3

 

Shitposting 101 -how to make others shitpost for you.

 

Here comes the first unapplication:

I want to be uninvited to the guild because I'm lonely and handsome (m/2yo if anyone is interested[jk im 10 already HAHA]),
also I'm da best advisor Trump ever had, I even got the mexicans into paying for his stupid wall (so they don't have to see stupid rednecks everyday).
Furthermore I'm from Europe, so I sleep while you discuss the stuff with galactic importance and I'm able to watch over your sleep.
If that's not enough already I'm the best archer Fox ever had and therefore I can run away while every other guild member si getting shit on in a war (trust me I'm super useful)
Still not convinced yet? I guess that's reasonable.
Have a good day!

 

Enjoy your snarkie. You earned it!

 

While I enjoy having a snarkie, I still don't know what i can do with it.
Is it edible?

 

@Schattentoeter7
It can be traded for a wide assortment of nothings. It has no value in most major countries and has never been heard of in the rest. Plus it expires immediately. ENJOY!