Scam Stories

So I just got a scam/scum call, and I thought, "Yo this story is 11/10 I gotta tell it to ya guys"! So here I am, telling you guys it, along with 2 others because I can. Also, you guys can tell me your scam stories an Ill be sure to include it in this thread.

Spoiler: Story #1

First Juan: I got a call from this one guy (Who's voice sounded like he was a black dude, ya know what I mean), and he says: Uhmm.... hello...
Me: uhmmmmmmm hai? Why do you sound sketchy?
Him: Uhh.... sorry for my voices inconvenience. I'm your bank manager.
Me: Bank manager> The heck is that?
HIm: A staff member of Canada Trust who manages the bank.
Me: Ok then. Uhhhh why you callin'?
Him: Someone cashed a cheque under your name; and two people have that name. In this way, we got the wrong name. I need your bank information to fix this "mistake".
Me: Bruh, there is only one family in Canada with this lastname (Its true, I did my research to prove this).
Him: Ohh uhmmmm... ughhhh.... *hangs up*

Spoiler: Second Juan

Second Juan:
So yeah. Its school and kids are selling thier toys (iPods and stuff). This one kid took fake money (15 dollar bills (20 of em (Doesnt even exist in canada xD))) and TRADED IT for an iPod 5c. Appearently this is what you buy iPod 5 C's with. Dont ask how a kid got fooled this bad. Think he was taking shrooms or something and saw 20 dollar bills.

Spoiler: third wun

Thier Juan (Happened Today)(Not quite a scam, but enough of a scumbag to call him a scammer):
So yeah. Im playing wynncraft on my lv 29 mage, and my sister comes to me since she doesnt know what to do. She is clutching a phone, slaps me on the shoulder, and whispers" Take the phone". Im thinking, wtf? So I pick it uo, say hello. And then this Indian guy says :
Hello I am your computer PC tech + manager for your computer. Since your computer is in a server mine is in I was able to detect some problems. So I will set you through a guide to fix it.

Me: Heh. This computer has no problems.

My sister slaps me on the back.
Me: Why you gotta be so rude Nadia?
Nadia: Shut up, your so rude to this computer guy.

Computer guy: So I will set you through this guide to fix your computer. Follow these ste-

Me: Wait a minute, just stop. What company you working for?

Comuter guy: I am working for Computer PC tech + for Windows

Me: Stop right there nigga, Im using mac. Now you either got the wrong number or are scamming me. Bye.

Sister slaps me again.

I hang up as he calls again
Computer Guy: Why the fuck did you hangup on me?

Me: Cuz you are scamming me.

Scammer: NO IM NOT! THERE IS A PROBLEM WITH YOUR SERVER, AND IF I AM A SCAMMER I WOULD HACK YOUR CMPUTER.

Me: Heh nice try. Not all scammers can hack. Bye.
My sister smacks me on the neck.

I hang up again.

Scammer: Fcking stop. I need to fix this problem,

Me: If you can get packets from my computer and figure out the problem, what am I doing on my computer right now? My computer should send you a packet.

Scammer: Your computer is turned off.

Me: LOL nurd Im playing a video game you scammer nice try.

I hang up and my sister slaps me again.

Spoiler: THE FIRST STORY NOT BY ME !!1!!one!!

Spoiler: Potato Overlords Quality Story

Another one

Spoiler: TheBlobMiner, post: 1610183, member: 38135

shifty merchant stole 5 le from me and gave 5 stacks of emeralds back.

geez i was just trying to see what it was because it was my first time, and wham congrats i lost 5 le

My mom gets calls from the "Windows Repair Department" about 3 times a day, despite having a Mac.

So what do you guys think? Quality stories? Anyhow, be sure to share your stories to. I would love to hear them.

 

The abuse is real

#stahpdeaboose

 

Certainly interesting

 

Guy I gotta get stories in plez

 

Wynncraft stole my life,my soul,my money,my house,my dog,my 2 cats,my family,my computer,my minecraft account,my memes,my bedroom and my scary Timmy Caritat.

 

bump

10 char no hurt pls ;-;

 

Once, in Detlas, three different people insisted that a bob's tear was worth less than 5 eb. I refused to sell it for less than 35, and they lost their shit. IF you meant in real life, my mom gets calls from the "Windows Repair Department" about 3 times a day, despite having a Mac.

 

the third one is the best

 

I mean, my old phone kept getting calls from a debt collector despite no one in my family having ever gambled...

 

So I was in Deltas, and this guy messaged me " u wanna buy a chestnut hurse" I replied "no ty" and he kept on messaging me so I finally agreed and he said " ok, gimme 40le" it's a fricken' lvl 1 chestnut. So I reply "no, that is overpriced" and he lost his s**t with me.

 

shifty merchant stole 5 le from me and gave 5 stacks of emeralds back.

geez i was just trying to see what it was because it was my first time, and wham congrats i lost 5 le

 

Found a kid who SOMEHOW got bobs seal (The brick) (Before Gavel), I bought it from him for 1 EB

 

Anyone can get it before gavel...

 

Still better than nubs offering 1.5LE for your max chestnut...

 

I have to agree with you there

 

wowowefgfds,.

 

Wow! So eloquent! You truely are the next Hemmingway! Somebody give this good sir Moderator status.