Salted Exposed (the Oj Conspiracy)

Recently there have been an increase of mods added to the mod team and it got me thinking. Why?
What I discovered will blow your mind. Every time someone gets mod there's always talk about orange juice. The new trial mod Nesaak recently leaked information about the cages mods are put in.

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Only orange juice to drink. I did some research and found out this.

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Orange juice sales are on the decline.
What if Salted secretly runs a orange juice factory where the mods are enslaved and forced to make and drink orange juice.

Children like orange juice but if sales are dropping that must mean they don't like it as much anymore. A great way to trick children and boost sales would be to give them Toy(__)s. No one likes warm orange juice and it probably costs a lot to keep it cold. Wouldn't it cut costs if Salted enslaved literal ice cubes?

Wait...
https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/new-mods-ripples-of-moderators.229198/
https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/mod-a-chill-new-mod.230956/

This can only mean one thing. Salted is running an underground orange juice factory with enslaved mods that only get orange juice as food. I hacked into Salted's computer and extracted this image.

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I'm probably gonna be banned tomorrow so spread the word before it's too late.

 

what about the potatoes

 

Orange juice as payment and food? Knowing Salted that's too kind treatment for slaves.

 

FBI = Fruit Bureau of juIce

Salted runs it

They found you and will make you drink ”juice” that is 99% fruit and 1% actual juice

 

We gotta tell the government.

 

FBI OPEN UP

 

Why do you think the mod tag is orange? Open your eyes sheeple

 

Now I'm starting to think that the admins drinks the blood of their enemies, can we have someone confirm this?

 

And the blood is orange juice

 

Fake news, two of those moderators in the image are sitting in my basement tied up.

 

Hey uhhh... would you mind trading some of them to me? I really need to replenish my stock of test subjects friends.

 

Mate, I'm a Mod Kidnapper. Not a human trafficker.

 

I got some products for sale if for them. PM and we can discuss.

 

Oh, that would make sense. Now remember, if you see any flashing lights and hear sci-fi spaceship noises tonight, just ignore them.

 

Uh oh, I guess we're fucked.

 

When are we going to raid Salted's orange juice factory

 

Sending thoughts and prayers their way.

 

New dungeon: Fallen Orange juice factory

 

I will be farming this dungeon for days

 

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