Retnap’s Cooking Corner!

I will cook just about anything for you guys, for the proper price of course!
We,
have,
breakfast and brunch, screaming salad surprise!
All the public’s favorite like rat taco and fries.
Got your mossy muffins and cupcakes o’ death!
Everyone knows my Cooking Corner’s the best!
Step right up, for your Yo Gut, Yogurt,
The fried fish is delicious, (though yes you may get burnt.)
But it’s better then nothing,
So while your tummy’s all rumblin’
Won’t ya come,
On,
Down,
To,
Meeeeee!

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I need to make a music video someday!

 

You have a rival business but I wish you luck all the same!

 

Oh dear lord, well, at least I have a song...
Um, don’t pay attention to that, we still sell, less, Patricky food.{;

 

Cool, if anyone requests less-patricky food, I'll be sure to send them here

Love the song btw lol

 

There once was a cook named rentnap,
Who put his meals in a sack,
he shipped them to Russia,
to Perth and Antarctica,
But still he was late and was whacked


I spent more time on this than my year 7 final exam

 

lol.you may have just read my future.