Lore/Story Project D

John: Son go get your mother...
Blake: Alright...?
As I go up stairs I hear horses outside...
Blake: Mom , Dad is calling you..
Daisy: !!!
Blake: What is it?!
Daisy: You din't know?? Your going to the other province!
Blake: What...? is a province...
Daisy: It doesn't matter go downstairs quickly!
John: I'll go with you
As we get on the horses I see a odd man looking at us, He has a HUGE nose unlike us humans he has small eyes too... Barely any hair, and I can sense his oddly strong magic..

-----TWO HOURS LATER------

Blake: W-Where W-hat happened?
John: Hurry up we have to get you to Ragni!
Assistant: Ah! We we're waiting for you! Go on the trail catch up to the others!
John: I brought 10 emeralds with me we can buy hats for us so the guard can let us through..
Blake: DO YOU EVEN REALIZE THAT I DONT KNOW WHERE I AM!!
John: Wait your mom dint tell you?
*Facepalm*
Blake: My mom said u tol- Agh nevermind...
John: What is that..?
Blake: I don't know it looks like a h- NEVERMIND ITS A MONSTER!!!
John: Don't worry I can seismic slam them
Blake: Wha- Wait since when did you know how to fight..
John: Ever since you were born
Blake: Where are we again..? Whats a province..? Am so confused
John: I'll tell you later just let me..
-Swig slash-
I saw my Father tackle the monster with a spear this spear was oddly weirdly shaped with blue,red,yellow,green,and white clouds around it he seemed like he could control the power inside that spear.
John: That was quick, Really quick
Blake: Uhh what...
John: Oh Shizzle my Dizzle what is that
Blake: What is w-
I feel the ground shaking my brain says
Brain: RUUUUUUUUN
But I rather not because my dad seems confident..
John: Stay here if u hear a explosion don't yell..
I hear a explosion and some groans from the monster
John: Oh yeah I forgot to give you this
I picked up what seemed to look like a dagger it was heavy but I'd get used to it pretty soon
Blake: Woah!
Guard: Help me, Get out of this trap and I'll assist you just press on that pressure plate!
Blake: Sure
John: Come guard I'll take you to the king
-Couple Minutes Later-

Ragni King: Ahh your a bit late someone already ate the cake but it's not like that matter now does it
This person also had a weirdly shaped nose
Blake: Uhh Hi?
John: Sorry King he fell asleep
Ragni King: Ahh I see he dint get much sleep guessing you were panicking at home
Blake: King I have no idea where I am
John: he also doesn't know why he's here
Ragni King: Then why is he HERE!
John: Because I was going to tell him
Blake: Um yeah my dad gave me this dagger now where did he g-
Ragni King: Uhh he went back home
Blake: What..
Ragni King: Yeah typical father
I look at the king with a depressed face
Ragni King: Here take this Paper its no ordinary paper its a paper that consumes your soul!
Blake: Why would I wa-
He cut my sentence off with his
Ragni King: It consumes your soul and transports the rest here..
Blake: But what if I lost hope and..
Ragni King: Well ha! Your dead.
Blake: That's not a joke..
Ragni King: Well any how you should get going
Blake: I see
Ragni King: Don't worry about it I heard that the baker needed help on the recruiters on their way
Blake: Theres more...?
Ragni King: Yep!
Blake: Why..?
Ragni King: Oh
Ragni King: Want to know the real reason why your here?
Blake: Sure!
Ragni King: Your Province Dern.
Blake: Yea what about it?
Ragni King: Well you see we kinda moved a cry- I mean it got corrupted...
Blake: Why are my parents staying there???
Ragni King: They killed Billy Bob Cena
Blake: Uh what
Ragni king: I know silly name it was Bob's son
Blake: Oh that Legend guy, and how is it corrupted...
Ragni King: Well I blame Yahya k bye
Blake: where'd he g- am not even going to ask at this point
So wheres the bakery again I could swear I saw it earlier Ah I see it! Time to start the aventure..!
Baker: Spider Eyes..Vomit..Zombie F- Oh hello!
Blake: Uh what
Baker: Just bout' time I need your help
Blake: Not that.. the...
Baker: What?
Blake: Nevermind...
Baker:Anyhow Right now I need help
Blake: Uh
Baker: nothing too bad
Blake: What is it
Baker: Eggs,Milk,Wheat
Blake: Oh that's simple where do you get those?
Baker: Don't really know but I checked everywhere in town
Blake: I just saw a wheat merchant..
Baker: No you dint I CHECKED EVERYWHERE
Blake: Did you check that farm THATS 1 MILE AWAY?
Baker: Oh Sorry Ive never been outside this house am the kings slave
Blake: Am not even going to ask
Baker: Heres the coordinates
Blake: But I thought you..
Baker:shhhh
Blake: .......
So Katoa Ranch... Seems awfully familiar for some reason.. Who's that dude near the gate..?
WaterDude: WATER WATER SELLIN WATER!
Hah we don't have that many in Dern because.. They're probrably all dead
It's not like am going to buy water bottles any time soon anyways
I walk out the gate and the first thing I see is..
Prankster: Bro just a prank see this speed its just a glitch sky camera number 1 right there,tree cam,eye cam...
Capa: no
Blake: And what the nether was that
Capa: Don't worry bout' it I blame yahya
Blake: Why do people blame yahya...
-Pop-
Blake: And hes gone
Either way it was quiet a journey over there this time I saw a green human he seemed to follow me I named him Jeff
Blake: So Jeff what are you good at
Jeff: Killing
Blake: Killing what?
Jeff: Things
Blake: Oh look nother' green human wait what ar-
Jeff: Jeffery!
Jeffery: Oh shizzle my dizzle HELP
Jeff: GAHH!!!
Blake: Uh...
I see Jeff EATING his brother and hear screams while I slowly back away
Jeff: Am good at killing
Blake: I see why are your eyes Red?
Jeff: DONT WORRRRYYYY BOUT IT
Blake: Okay wheres Katoa Ranch
Jeff: I don't know I died earlier
Blake: Wat
Jeff: Hmm?
Blake: Ever since I came here I haven't seen a big monster your all as tall, as me
Jeff: Look there it is!
Blake: Lets go!
-Poof-
Blake: You can teleport no faaair!!!
Jeff: Yeaaa
Blake: Wheat... Hehe
-Steals-
Jeff: ...
Blake: SHHHHHHHHH
Jeff: K
Blake: Hey look a chicken!
Jeff: GAHHHHHHHHHHH
Blake: What are you doi-!
Jeff stabbed the chicken and when he did IT LAYED A EGG
Blake: Why is this Province so WIERD!
Jeff: Don' worry bout' it wait till gavel
Blake: THERES ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!!
Jeff: Yeah
Bylvis: Hmm... Something doesn't seem right here...
Bylvis: One... Two... Three... No, not right at all
Bylvis: Okay, get ready everyone, role call!
Etus: Moo.
Bylvis: Perfect, perfect. Delny? Do I have a Delny here?
Delny: Moo moo!
Bylvis: Good.
Blake: What a confused farmer!
Jeff: We should help him soon
Blake: After this quest
-10 minutes later
Baker: Great! You got all the ingredients!
Baker: I can't thank you enough! Here, take these Emeralds for all your trouble.
Blake: Your welcome
Jeff: Yeaa
Baker:I also have these strange potions. I have no use for them, but I'm sure you do!
Blake: Are these the one where u put vomit and crap
Baker: Hehe no
Blake:Uhm
Jeff: Weird...?
Jeff: Well bye baker we'll go identify this blue dagger we found earlier
Blake: yeah bye!
Baker: Bye have a good journey!
Blake: What a strange potion its blue too...
Jeff: Yeah weird do you hear that..?
Strange Man: Someone help!
Blake: Lets go!
Strange Man: Oh! I am so glad to see you!
Blake: Whats your name?
Ooni: My name is Ooni, and I've been detained in this cell for over 20 years now!
Jeff: Holy shizzle!
Blake: Did anyone atleast try to help you get out??
Ooni: Well yeah a kind adventurer named Waront was about to give me the key to escape, but he got scared away by some guards!
Jeff: What a cat
Blake: Do you know where hes hiding?
Ooni: He is probably hiding in the sewers. If you could get the key back to me, it would be wonderful!
Blake: Sure wait the sewers!?
Ooni: Yeah wear these masks
Blake: Thanks..!
Jeff: lets go...?
Blake: So the sewers Lets go
Jeff: is that a rat?
King Rat: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Blake: FRIZZLE!
Jeff: What is it its just a rat?
Blake: Not that!
-Stabs rat-
Jeff: What is it then
Blake: I forgot to identify this!
Jeff: Gahh!
Blake: I hear foot steps..
Waront: Gaurds!
Blake: Wait what
Waront: Wo! You're not with the guards, are you?
Blake: Does it really look like it
Jeff: Yeah my frein-
Waront: Wait how are you sain?
Jeff: What?
Waront: Your a zombie
Blake: Uh what
Jeff: What is that
Waront: Nevermind...
Blake: So this dude said u had a key
Waront:Yes, I do have the key, here it is!
Jeff: Wow really thanks!
Waront: Yeah hopefully we can free the prisoner...
We go back up to cell to see the same guy waiting in he same position dint even move a muscle
Blake: We're back!
Jeff: Heres the key
Ooni: Wonderful! You got the key!
Ooni: Although, I got kind of used to this cell, I think I'll stay for a bit.
Jeff: Are you fugging kidding me!
Blake: Really dude...
Ooni: However, I am not greedy! Here's something to thank you.
Blake: How did you manage to get 18 emeralds inside here
Ooni:Logic
Blake: *sigh*
Jeff: I see nother' person!
Blake: Oh he has a white sweater lets go!
-Couple Moments of chatting later-
Blake: Oh there he is I almost forgot!
Enzan:I see you want to venture into the wilderness!
Blake: Not really we're just looking for Quest's
Jeff: Yeah,Whats your name?
Enzan: Oh am sorry I forgot my manners,My name is Enzan, and I am now a retired knight. I've spent most of my life fighting for Ragni's army, just like you.
Blake: Like my father?
Enzan: I guess..?
Jeff: Am tired...
Enzan: I know how hard it must be to be recruit at this time, so I got something that could help you! Well, I don't have it, but my brother does!
Jeff: GODAMMIT
Enzan: Follow this road, he's at the entrance of the Nivla Forest, you can't miss him.
Blake: One more quest Jeff One more....
Enzan:Oh yeah,Tell him I sent you! He can be such a jerk to strangers sometimes...
Blake: Here we go!!!

 

I am way to immature. I could not stop lauging at the title. sorry.

 

Therck: Can't you see I'm busy?
Jeff: No
Blake: Your brother sent us
Therck: Oh, my brother? Sorry, I didn't know.
Blake: Now your su-
Jeff: Shh
Blake: Oh yeah do you have anything that could possibly help us?
Therck: Why yes, I actually have something that could help you...
Therck : This Red Powder will enchant your weapons and armour with a powerful fire magic.
Therck : To use it just put it all over your weapon like this
(takes stabsab)
Blake: Oiy!
Jeff: Woah!
Therck: Now be careful while exploring this forest, few people come out alive...
Jeff: What
Therck: Like your friend for example but hes not corrupted..?
Therck: Now leave! I gotta get back to work!
Blake: What work.......
Therck: Do you think am a red powder factory..?
Blake: No we're just about to l-
Therck: Do you think am a red powder factory..?
Jeff: K bye
-Poof-
Blake: I want to teleport..
(goes invisible)
Hmm I feel oddly stronger now
Blake: What do you mean back from the dead?
Blake: Woah Spiders!!
Jeff: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
Blake: Are you alright man?
Jeff: Other that the fact that am turning Insane yeah
Blake: Gahh I really need to do nother' quest we need those emeralds!
Jeff: I feel you oh look some guy in a cabin!
I fainted and started seeing weird images in my head dreaming...
???: Y-you!! I remember you...g-g-go away! Leave me and my mu-mush-mushrooms alone!
???: Fine, you j-jerk, if it's a fight you wa-want then prepare to...get beat d-d-down! No mer...mercy!!
I wake up in a hermits cabin in the Nivila Forest...
Blake: Wha-a-t hap
pened?
Jeff: No clue but that guy needs us
Jeff: I already talked to him he needs mushrooms and crap I already gathered the supplies for mushroom stew while you passed out
Blake: Weird I was dreaming of some crazy guy with mushrooms in a weird elf place with frogs and crap..
Jeff: That's not very natural...
Blake: What's not natural?
Jeff: This guy Yahya is CRAZY! Bout' mushrooms!
Blake: Weird watch your back this might be true
Jeff: Probrably not look at his eyes
Yahya makes a weird retarted face like my brother DerpyDoge
Jeff: What the flappin flapper was that?
Blake: No clue
Jeff: Anyways once we give him this we should...
Blake: Whats the bright light...
Jeff: What oh no your fainting again!
I heard voices...Oh, hey kid. Wanna make some money?
Hello, welcome to WynnExcavation Labs!
Oh, right, you're that kid I sent out!I wonder if it's talking about inside the temple...Oh,uh, I forgot you were here. Stay out of this kid, it's grown up business!YOU'D BETTER NOT HAVE TAKEN ANYTHING! THAT IS OFFICIAL WYNN EXCAVATION PROPERY!
Woa woah! AAWWEERRAGH I WILL DESTROY ALL LIFE.
Jeff: WAKE THE NETHER UP!
Blake: Uh what happened...
Jeff: Ever since you hanged on to those crystals your dad gave you, you started going crazy! Purple,Green,Blue,Red!
Blake: He said it's my goodluck charm!
Jeff: Agh well keep it somewhere else than your neck because its your making you faint!
Blake: I keep having weird visions...
Jeff: There has to be a person that can help in Gavel...
Blake: WOA WOA WOA!
Jeff: What is it?
Blake: That's where my parents met!
Jeff: What...?
Blake: Yeah my parents teamed up to kill Quira!
Jeff: Oh that's nice!
Blake: Bout' gavel I don't think we're ready theres a lot of strong monsters
Jeff: Why don't you call me a "monster"
Blake: Because you don't try to kill me.
Jeff: Oh that's why
Blake: Duhh
Jeff: Well while you were gone I killed some guy in a brown/tanish horse I call these horsenut
Blake: Dang he looks kawaii
Jeff: Kawaii?
Blake: Yeah its a word from Nesaak
Jeff: And where did you learn that?
Blake: I heard someone say it near Ragni
Jeff: Ohhh
Blake: I got a good idea!
Jeff: What is it?
Blake: My aunt lives in Detlas!
Jeff: Name?
Blake: Lacrona!
Jeff: What bout' her?
Blake: She loves flowers and she makes pretty cool boots!
Jeff: Awesome! Then we can go find another quest to start there!
Blake: Yeah!!