Post Your Funny Stories!

Note: i don't know if this thread is already made or not but anyway here it is.

Its pretty self explanatory... just post your funniest stories you can think of and bam!

(i cannot think of one right now I'm a little busy)

 

This actually happened:

One time I was at the karate class I take. It had just ended. I waited for 5 minutes to be picked up before calling my mom... She ****ing forgot I was there... My Dad was home too, so he forgot as well!

Then there was the time my friend was tapping me with a small metal rod in my engineering class repeatedly just to be annoying... or when my friends and I spent an entire lunch prank calling several gamestops...

 

Here's what I can remember:
-My school was closed down since there was this drunk homeless make calling for his son....which didn't exist. Police managed to bring the homeless man out

-A girl had a seizure when I was in 5th grade

-Back in the 6th or 7th grade, in the cafiteria, I was sitting in a table with a group of friends. We forced another friend to drink broth straight from the container, my friends promised to pay him. He drank the broth, which he saddly puked into the cup. And the sadistic people we were, we began mixing milk, fries, and ketchup into the broth, and forced him to drink the broth again. He was never paid

A couple of weeks later, we were served the same lunch again. One of my friends was semi obsessed by how to basics videos, so he mixed a fuck ton of items, like milk, fries, strawberries, ketchup into the broth and forced my friend to drink it. Once again he was never paid