In the News Planet 9

hey hey hey kids;

some sick lad discovered a new planet
https://www.caltech.edu/news/caltech-researchers-find-evidence-real-ninth-planet-49523

pretty sick ay

bye m8s B)

 

u n c o n f i r m e d
there is evidence, but it isn't 100% mate

 

Lik if u cri evry tim u thunk uf Pluto

 

obvious alien is obvious

 

This evidence is nothing really new. We knew this for quite a while.
And it's not proven yet.

 

OK. I admit it. I've already heard of this and discussed it with several people. If it is proven to be a single planet, it's got to be huge. However! When I first read the title, here, I just glanced at it. And my brain read it as Plan 9. So, I'm thinking, what could possibly be news about Plan 9? Plan 9 from Outer Space? What? Maybe I should put my glasses back on?

 

Meh

We should call it plant Flip, we will populate the planet with llamas

And I shall rule it

AND CRUSH THOSE WHO GET IN OUR WAY!!!!