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Of The Undead

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by SkellySniper, Sep 25, 2015.

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  1. SkellySniper

    SkellySniper In a permanent state of necro

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    Us undead are a misunderstood race. People think of us as the killers of Minecraft, and, in part, we are. But each of us has our own story...

    Necromancers
    Before I explain anything else, I need to tell you about the Necromancers. They're far more common than us, being Witches or Villagers that have died and been reborn in this new state. For the most part, they're a greedy, mean, spiteful lot. Us undead, Nether mobs excluded, are the "tools" they use to kill. Their proper name is "Sorcerers", due to the fact that the magic they possess is that of summoning.

    Zombies
    are the most common spirit summoned by the Necromancers. This places the zombies under absolute control of the Necromancer who summoned it, much like skeletons. If there's a mistake in this summoning, the most that happens is that the zombie doesn't appear. This leads to a very low amount of free zombies; only the Zombie King, as far as I know, has successfully freed himself without outside help.

    Skeletons
    are much harder to summon.
    Magic alone holds us together; else we would be a pile of bones on the floor. A successful summoning gives you a skeleton with an infinite amount of magically generated arrows. Unsuccessful summonings are more common than in zombies, and can have varying effects. Sometimes it's the skeleton of a creature other than the one summoned; sometimes it's a finite amount of arrows; but more often, something goes utterly "wrong", and the skeleton is spawned with it's own mind; that of who it was before it died. Such skeletons; like me and @King Zahr'ghûl, become leaders; harnessing the magic we are spawned with, we may do almost whatever we please. We often mess up other summonings, to free more Undead to help us in our cause, and in this way we become rulers, building an army and empire.

    And this, my friends, is exactly what we do. The undead not sustained by magic, such as Zombie Pigmen and Wither Skeletons, are controlled rather than killing on their own.

    Ut pax inter regna nostra Semper regant. Illi sunt qui velint, qui minantur.
     
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    Zahr You begrudgingly don the COMICAL HAT. VIP+

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    Fokin humans, stop understimating us, or you'll regret it
     
  3. Sharubii

    Sharubii Random Wolf Dude That Tries To Do Art HERO

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    well, seeing as i am not really human.... *big grin*
    and also, zahr, aren't you a skeletonic necromancer?
     
  4. *Stalin*

    *Stalin* Well-Known Adventurer

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    I thought this was going to be a post talking about the movie "Shaun of the undead", schade. Watch it anyway.

    *Off topic penguin flies away*
     
  5. Zahr

    Zahr You begrudgingly don the COMICAL HAT. VIP+

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    I dont summon undeads to use them, I just let them free
     
  6. le_mega_barbare

    le_mega_barbare Dwelling in Fire Emblem HERO

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    *Teleports all of the undeads and confine them* Free them again now. I wanna see you in action.
     
  7. Zahr

    Zahr You begrudgingly don the COMICAL HAT. VIP+

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  8. le_mega_barbare

    le_mega_barbare Dwelling in Fire Emblem HERO

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    SHOW ME YOUR WAYS!
     
  9. Zahr

    Zahr You begrudgingly don the COMICAL HAT. VIP+

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    another day
     
  10. le_mega_barbare

    le_mega_barbare Dwelling in Fire Emblem HERO

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    I crai, also you're in the cage too. Bai *leaves*
     
  11. SkellySniper

    SkellySniper In a permanent state of necro

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    You realize that summoning is pretty much creation? What I do is overload it and give them their freedom. I don't actually summon them. @King Zahr'ghûl, can you really do that? o.o
     
  12. Labyrinth

    Labyrinth all of my jokes are cries for help

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    you forgot an undead trooper in that list































































    the gavel hype train

    #deadtrain
     
  13. Victrix Securis

    Victrix Securis Spanish, not Mexican | History nerd | Doodler

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    The Skeleton Pic Crew.
     
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    Zahr You begrudgingly don the COMICAL HAT. VIP+

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    Yea, I somehow got blessed by the Undeath itself and bam
     
  15. SkellySniper

    SkellySniper In a permanent state of necro

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    if you can't see the face go dunk your head.
     
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    Zahr You begrudgingly don the COMICAL HAT. VIP+

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    yea, I'm lucky
     
  17. Jacksohn_01

    Jacksohn_01 Legendary Procrastinator

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  18. Troll4ever31

    Troll4ever31 Designed to be a moron.

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    Ok what did i learn in conker's bad fur day on how to deal with the undead...
    hmmmmm....
    oh yeah, use a shotgun with a laser. Those help.
     
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