Art My First Piece Of Crap That I Made With A Drawing Tablet/a Textwall(s)

Hi there, so you may be asking yourself "What in f*ck's name is this?! This isn't art this is a piece of crap!" well to that I say...you are absolutely correct buuttt however...at some point, someone literally took a blank canvas and called it art. No seriously I don't know who but I'm pretty sure that happened and its in a museum right now as we speak and people are literally taking pictures of it...what's that? You mean that people cant take pictures because of the flash? WE'LL THATS F*CKING BULLSH*T HOW DID WE GET A WIKIPEDIA PICTURE OF THE F*CKING MONA LISA ALSO YOU CAN JUST TURN OFF THE FLASH MANUALLY...erm...yeah...

I guess you can call this art as well. Anyway my dad had a recruiting in Taiwan and he got me this Wacom Intuos draw tablet and I fooled around with it and decided to make this monstrosity without even trying (okay, maybe a little). The package that it came with had a code that would download a free drawing software made by the same Wacom company but the code didn't work so I installed mypaint instead, I was already thinking of getting it anyway (btw mypaint is free) so yeah, why did I post this? Is this an excuse to get attention (actually you're correct) or is this because this is the closet thing to a play.gof*ckyourself.com Round 2 teaser? Because if that's case you better be grateful you pieces of sh*t (jk you're all pretty cool) you should know that round 1 took like...30 mins, THATS A LONG TIME FOR SURE!

You know I should of just posted this image and said "HEY I GOT A TABLET AND I MEADE DIS!!!1111 LOL XD" but no...that's boring, this is art and art is more than just an image its a story, and in this case...its about...erm...okay I don't know what the f*ck this is about alright? Lets just say that this guy is named Bob (OMG TOTALLY ORIGINAL PAL 10/10!!!!! XD) and hes basically high on acid who wants free food or somethin'. This dosen't explain the process of a crappy cube that I didn't finish cause of lazyness....

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Say um now that were here

I just wanna say

...I kinda like you too...um...

I love you....

Oh wait I'm robot with no soul and my purpose in life is to wipe out the human race

byeeee

crap I just realized that this is my 1000th message ever since the forums reset...what should I do on a special occasion like this? I have to think of something original...hmm....

QUICK EVERYONE SAY PIE IN THE COMMENTS!!! LOLOL XD HAPPY 1000th (kinda) TO ME LOL

 

That wall of text sold me

 

It's OK...

 

Pie