Most Cringe-worthy Jokes

In the time that I have spent with this community, I know that you guys make some really bad jokes. In a good way, that is.

I want you to list some of your worst cringe-worthy jokes, so we can all have a good laugh over them.

Jokes that I cringed at:
- @Mighty Burger
The middle of a donut is fat free. Pretty sweet joke, huh?
- @I'm the Ice Guy
Hey! Stop making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
- @Ritherlas
At a campsite you cant run you can only ran...because its all past tents (past tense)

I BLEW UP MY CHEMISTRY KIT!!! ah well...oxidants happen
- @SerenadeOfStorms
That joke was sodium funny; I slapped my neon that one
- @[R]awb Everything that he said
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I'll start it:

Two muffins are in an oven and one says:
"Isn't it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says:
"Aaah! A talking muffin!"

 

The middle of a donut is fat free.

Pretty sweet joke, huh?

OH BABY A DOUBLE!

 

XD

 

I like this one :D
http://imgur.com/rJf9eXm

 

I can't add that to the top jokes, because it's a link to a pic, but it's really cringy. Like wrinkly forehead cringy.

 

"Kaaaaaaaaapaaaaaaaaaa" "Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

 

Cringe compilation! Hi!

 

Hey! Stop making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.

 

Me and my friend...

Me- "What's the diffrence between a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue"
Friend- *sighs* "What?"
Me- "You can tune a piano but you can't piano a tuna!"
Friend- "What'd the pot of glue have to do with this?"
Me- "I knew you'd get stuck there!"
Friend- *turns and walks away*

 

I play Minecraft and Fnaf

punchline : Minecraft and FNAF in one sentence.

 

I've heard that one before! One of my favs

 

so a whale walked into a bar












































































































































his drinking problem is ruining the family

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Code:

[img]http://i.imgur.com/rJf9eXm.jpg[/img]

 

I Have this on My pencil case.
Wut.

 

Spoiler: Sexist jokes (you have been warned)

Guy 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Guy 2: Sure
Guy 1: Two women were sitting quietly

 

So I have a friend who has some really corny jokes. Here are some:

• A man walks into a bar...ouch.
• What do you call an animal with arms? ARMadillo
• What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese
• What do you call a plant that talks? Tulips
• What do you call a flower that roars? Dandelion
• I have a construction joke for you! Wait, no, I'm still working on that.
• What do you call an animal that barks? A dog. *Badum Tss*
• What do you call a magic owl? Hoodini

Last one is from Vannoss

 

8D

 

How do you drive a teenager crazy?

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1: Knock-knock.
2: Who's there?
1: Who.
2: Who who?
1: I didn't know that you were an owl.
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1: Knock-knock.
2: Who's there?
1: Ach.
2: Ach who?
1: Gesundheit.
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1: Knock-knock.
2: Who's there?
1: Bless.
2: Bless who?
1: I didn't sneeze this time.

 

"Y'know I used to work in a shoe recycling factory... Sole-destroying...
Before that I was an owl impersonator. It was good pay... the salary was enough to make your head go round."

 

Spoiler: Cringeworthy Nerd Joke

A radiated cat has 18 half lives.