Lore/Story Memory Lane

The first real quest I've ever wrote, feedback recommended

It's a long quest, so i split it into two spoiler sections. Hope you enjoy, first time doing something like this.

Spoiler: Memory Lane Quest: Stages 1-14

To Start the quest: (Must have a Combat Level of 105)

Stage 1:


Talk to the Ragni Guard at [-876, 67, -1572]


[1/3] Ragni Guard: Hey there! Still doing well after all this time?


[2/3] Ragni Guard: We’ve heard about all of your accomplishments over your time in Wynn and Gavel.


[3/3] Ragni Guard: Enzan has something to say to you, They're going to make a celebration party just for you.

New Quest Started: Memory Lane



Stage 2: Talk to Enzan


[1/2] Enzan: Ah, (playername) I see you’ve arrived! Ragni Guard over there must have told you about the party.


[2/2] Enzan: Just go in that building over there to see it.


Stage 3: Enter the Building


You enter the building, only to find out that it’s empty, there’s blood everywhere, and the cake was a lie.


Stage 4: Talk to Detective Lorias


[1/3] Detective Lorias: Stand back, Huma- Wait. You're the person who helped me with the case with Rohem!


[2/3] Detective Lorias: This is the second time this month that there’s been a murder. I’m starting to think it’s all connected.


[3/3] Detective Lorias: In either case, look around for any clues or trails. Blood might be a good place to start.



Stage 5: Search for Clues


You find… One Canary. You instantly decide to leave the room, the building, and torch it down.



Stage 6: Buy a drink at the Nemract Bar


That’s one PTSD flashback. You’ll need a drink to just forget it.


(Buy a drink, and then drink it to continue)


Hm. One more. tHAT Didn’t help enough..


(Buy another drink)


You feel amazing!


Stage 7: Explore your drunken state all the way to Detlas


(Drunkenly walk all the way to Detlas to move on, you’ll have Nausea for the entire duration)


Stage 8: Pass out

(Some robot guy takes you into their house.)


[1/4] Antikythera Cookie: Canary I swear to Salted if you caused this I will personally stop feeding you


[2/4] Canary: Forgive me. I truly, truly did not mean to cause this. Honestly.


[3/4] Antikythera Cookie: Remind me to launch a lawsuit against you in about 5 minutes. And their waking up, everyone to their roles!


[4/4] Antikythera Cookie: Hey you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the-

Sorry, sorry. I had to.




Stage 9: Talk with the Robot Thing


Antikythera Cookie: So, obviously you want questions. And according to this line, I need to give you answers.


[1] Are you related to Antikythera Supercomputer?


Antikythera Cookie: No, some guy loved this dungeon so much that they made the boss into their own OC.


[2] What is that Infinity symbol and oddly colored flag with stripes on it?

Antikythera Cookie: Oh, that infinity symbol represents Autism, and that flag repersents Nonbinary people.

[3] Why are you called Antikythera Cookie?

Antikythera Cookie: Someone made me into a Cookie. Don’t ask why or how, it was during 2020 AP.


[4] “According to this line?”


Antikythera Cookie: Oh yeah, this line over here from the card I got. I have lines I need to say. Your entire world is a lie, by the way. We’re all just a simulation. Not real.


[1] So you're telling me that all of this is staged?

[1/2] Antikythera Cookie: Yes. Have you ever heard of multiple "lives?" Multiple experiences? I believe you've at least tried one of those at that point.


[2/2] Antikythera Cookie: You get bored playing with your class. I get it, I've done it too. Doing the same class and content is boring.

[1] What Content?


[1/4] Antikythera Cookie: The quest content. Why even do half of these quests? They pay out less than 1LE or don't unlock fast-travel or dungeons! Granted, I'd expect you to skip those also.


[2/4] Antikythera Cookie: And speaking of which, difficulty spikes. You could go deathless for the first 75 or so levels, but then the enemies start having rapidly more health AND damage. Scrapyard users will be familiar with this.


[3/4] Antikythera Cookie (Do I have to remind them of the bombs) Oh and. You can buy bombs at store.wynncraft.com. (I said the thing, do I get paid now?) And remember to buy a rank for Totems!


[4/4] Antikythera Cookie:

You also probably went on this pages Wiki to check out the emerald reward, only to find th- Wait a minute I can't spoil this!




[2] Give me those lines!

[1/1] Antikythera Cookie: Those are MY lines, and I’m doing this to get paid. Get back to your cue.



Stage 10: Get back to your cue by playing Those Endearing Young Charms


You begin to play the piano… And then it, along with the house, blows up. Seems you should have watched some more Looney Tunes.


Stage 11: Investigate the cow people with microphones


[1/4] Salted: Antikythera, I thought I told you NOT to put all of our TNT in that piano! This is coming out of your salary.


[2/4] Salted: Remember I don’t get paid until our players buy ranks on store.wynncraft.com. This means that you also don’t get paid. Grian doesn’t get- Actually he gets paid via ads and sponsorships on his Youtube so..


[3/4] Salted: I’ll deal with you later. Right now you. The Player. Yes. (playername) Welcome to this quest. Sorry you had to see us like this. I would pay you to finish this quest but we have a strict no refunds policy on bugs. Well, unless your a youtuber.


[4/4] Salted: Please type /kill and leave this place. Or use a teleport scroll out. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go buy a yacht with all of the money gained.


(You respawn back in Anti's place)


Stage 12: Go on the Wynncraft Is Right

[1/3] Anti: Don't worry, he's just greedy like that. The store got to his head.


[2/3] Anti: I do know of a Game Show called The Wynncraft Is Right. They tape in about an hour, use this hole behind me that's green instead of black. I got tired of the teleport holes being black.


[3/3] Anti: And remember, No whammies. Oh wait thats Press Your Luck.


(I hope you know what a Price Is Right episode consists of because I am not writing it here)


Stage 13: Anti needs you to pay them for repairs


(- your winnings from The Wynncraft is Right)


[1/3] Anti: With this money that I so earned fair and square, I can finally pay Salted back! Just please, never do this again.


[2/3] Anti: Oh by the way, even though this quest is sort of “done”, we haven’t fixed the end quest trigger yet so you’ll still have to do something.


[3/3] Anti: So uh… Bring me back 6,000 Luster Blood. Pretty sure that should cover some more repair costs.


Stage 14: Bring Anti back 6,000 Luster Blood (They appear in Cinfras now)


[1/2] Anti: Thanks for the blood! I needed it for an art piece.


[2/2] Anti: Wait a minute, We haven't had an unnecessary puzzle. Time to fix that. Here, take this walnut. I found it from a guy named Crazy Dave. Oh and there's a zombie invasion happening, good luck! (Anti runs away)

Spoiler: Memory Lane: Stages 15-26

Stage 15: Bowl the zombies away with your Walnuts


(See Walnut Bowling in PVZ)


Stage 16: Talk to Anti


[1/4] Anti: Why do those zombies always appear whenever I try to plant ONE sunflower!


[2/4] Anti: Oh right, you're still here, and the end quest trigger hasn’t been fixed yet. Salted must have spent the entire budget on his personal gain.


[3/4] Anti: He hasn’t even given me a script to keep you busy while he starts a world takeover!


[4/4] Anti: So uh… Go to this portal behind me to go fight Sniper from TF2 for… Reasons. I dunno. I need to buy him time. I’m still on his paycheck.


Stage 17: Defeat Sniper from TF2.


(A barrier seems to be protecting Sniper)


(Every 1.7s, he can hit you for 15,000 true damage. The projectile he fires is hitscan.)


(Die 10 times to get past this part. You do not lose any Soul Points for dying aganist Sniper.)



Stage 18: Go on the Wynncraft Forums


[1/5] Anti: So, how was the fight? Annoying? Impossible? Unfair? Great! It was intentionally designed to be this way.


[2/5] Anti: Wynncraft’s balance team does the same thing. The Canyon Colossus raid being a good example of this.


[3/5] Anti: Your forced to dodge, or take tons of your hp as true damage. This is too punishing because you couldn’t play around it.

[4/5] Anti: There was no real choice you had. You just had to pray that you don’t randomly get slapped with a massive damage penalty for existing.


[5/5] Anti: Sniper is the same way. He punishes you for simply existing with zero risk. I’d also like to bring attention to that wall with the number 4 on it. I need you to cast a spell to shatter it to prove a point, We’re going straight on the Wynncraft Forums just to complain.


Stage 19: Cast a spell to break the wall and complain in the Wynncraft Forums


[1/3] Anti: These are the forums. Where hope dies and everyone suddenly knows how to balance the game.


[2/3] Anti: You already have an account, so you need to go and post a thread to complain.


[3/3] Anti: Wake me up when you're done, I don’t want to be anywhere near that war.


Stage 20: Complain on the Wynncraft Forums


Choose what to write a thread on


[1] Game Balance


[2] Raids


[3] Suggestions for New Content


[4] Complaining about Items



Choose your tone


[1] Smart


[2] Angry


[3] Whiny


[4] Holier than thou


[5] 12 year old Call Of Duty Player


Choose your thread Length


[1] 1 Paragraph

[2] 3 Paragraphs


[3] 5+ Paragraphs, with tons of fancy statistics


Stage 21: Watch your thread’s discussion


(If you used a positive tone and chose 5+ paragraphs)


Most of the replies agree with you


(If you used a negative tone but wrote 3+ paragraphs)


The replies are mixed. Some like it and Some don’t.


(If you used the 12 year old call of duty tone OR a negative tone and wrote only 1 paragraph)


Most of the replies are disagreeing/and or trolling. Your thread is eventually deleted and your account restricted from the forums for 3 days.


Stage 22: Wake Anti up rudely


(You walk back over and see Anti sleeping.)


Click to bash Anti with your weapon


(Anti seems to be annoyed)


Stage 23: Enter the Portal


[1/6] Anti: I was playing Cookie Clicker! Why did you have to wake me up at this time!


[2/6] Anti: Whatever. I just got a call from Salted that the end quest trigger isn’t fixed yet, and that it’s going to require one command block.


[3/6] Anti: You have 3 paths behind me, Left, Right, and Center.


[4/6] Anti: Left takes you to Corkus, Right takes you to Cinfras, and Center takes you to Deltas.


[5/6] Anti: You’ll need something from all 3 places, specifically one [Antikythera Supercomputer Chip], one [Avia Golden Feather], and one [Pink Wool]


[6/6] Anti: I don’t think any of those would make a command block but I don’t make the rules, I simply force them onto you.


Stage 24: Bring back the items to Anti


[1/3] Anti: You got all of them. Probably used your bank to cheese.


[2/3] Anti: I’ve sent the items to Salted, let’s hope he actually fixes his game.


[3/3] Anti: It’s fixed. Come with me to the portal.


Stage 25: Finish the quest


[1/7] Salted: Sorry it took so long, I was taking a well needed “break:.”


[2/7] Anti: Yeah yeah yeah, just fix this quest already.


[3/7] Salted: FINE! I’m done with this quest anyways, it has 25 stages to it already, and we cannot break the record for longest quest! That title goes to A Hunter’s Calling!


[4/7] Anti: Well, (player name), just stand on that pressure plate to complete the quest.


Quest Complete


Memory Lane

• 0 Combat Experience
  
  
• 0 Emeralds

[5/7] Anti: Anddd it didn’t complete, DAMN IT SALTED, FIX YOUR SERVER!


[6/7] Anti: Actually, you know what, I’m leaving. I need to go rant.


[7/7] Anti: We’re going on a booze trip now!


Stage 26: Follow Anti as they lose their sanity


[1/10] Anti: So first off, Raids. Nest of the Grootslangs is a horribly designed raid that honestly killed my hopes for any sort of raid’s future. The difficulty of this raid is unreasonable for a level 54. “Oh but it’s a level 60-80 raid!” Shut up, If the raid says level 54, it should be reasonably done by Level 54. Imagine if Undergrowth Ruins was a level 65 dungeon with higher health amounts then reasonably expected. It would kill that dungeon!


[2/10] Anti: Additionally, expecting teamwork at level 54 shouldn’t be so expected. Working as a well oiled machine at that level is very… unreasonable. Your expecting 3 people to act like a proper team at that low level, get out of here!


[3/10] Anti: Next, Orphion’s Nexus of Light. Same problem with Nest of the Grootslangs, but it’s 10 times worse. I was never able to finish this dungeon because of how annoying it was. Random lag that can just kill you outright if you fall off.


[4/10] Anti: The actual boss fight isn’t much better. SIX MILLION HP THROUGH SEVERAL PHASES? THIS IS A LEVEL 79 RAID, NOT A LEVEL 105 RAID! This right here shows an issue with Wynncraft. They have to inflate the numbers so high due to the power creep they’ve made, just to “challenge” people.


[5/10] Anti: The third raid is The Canyon Colossus. The first raid I decided to complete. This one feels the most balanced… That is until you get to the boss.. One guy is supposed to damage while everyone else does nothing? How is this good design at ALL??? It goes against everything you’ve been taught, which is to damage, damage, damage.


[6/10] Anti: And finally for the raids, TNA. I haven’t done this yet but appenally there’s an instant kill attack. Wynncraft, what are you on. Why would you make this. This isn’t fun or fair at ALL. It’s probably an attack that you can’t play around, no telegraph time, it’s just WARN- Your dead.


[7/10] Anti: I need to talk about Corrupted Dungeons. Why is there a 10 second timer to the boss spawning? Why is there level scaling? Why should I be punished for bringing a friend?

What purpose does this serve? Why do I have to fight a 800k HP dungeon boss because a level 105 came in at the same time?


[8/10] Anti: And on that note, Why has morph been nerfed countless times? The 20 requirement for Stardust was completely balanced! It was fun! It didn’t break anything! But no, the Wynncraft staff seem to have a rule that Morph cannot be a slap and forget set. It has to be “balanced”

I disagree with this so much, it has to feel right before it can be balanced. Another armor to note was Blue Mask! +12 SP in every skill. It used to be +15. Was it just that good? Does the Content Team hate rainbow skill point items?


[9/10] Anti: Second to last, Why don’t crafted armors and accessories that give skill points count for regular item’s item reqiurements? This is the only exception and for what? Balance? Come on guys, that kills the point of crafted items that give SP!


[10/10] Anti: I know I shouldn’t be saying all of this if I want to keep my paycheck, but now I just need a drink at the damn bar.


(You should have a drink with Anti.)


Stage 27: Have a drink with Anti


[1/4] Anti: Thanks for doing this for me, it’s glad that SOMEONE is willing to listen.


[2/4] Anti: Salted also lied to you. He did finish the trigger but didn’t want you to have it. Thankfully I stole it.


[3/4] Anti: I put it down, just step on it to complete the quest. All paid for out of my own pocket. I’ll even throw in a bit extra for your troubles.


[4/4] Anti: Come talk to me at Cinfras’s 17th house. I’ll be waiting.


(Step on the pressure plate to finish the quest)



Quest Completed


Memory Lane

• 25,000,000 Combat XP
  
  
• (The Wynncraft Is Right earnings in Emeralds) + 32768 Emeralds