In the News Man Shoots Himself In The Balls

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vi...n-who-shot-himself-in-the-balls-as-their-king

His cock was no match for his glock.

 

“Hey (B)ois, I might have fucked up,” the man who shot himself in the balls wrote above a picture of his naked legs and splattered blood on the carpet of his floor. A towel is stuffed between his legs and a printed out copy of the constitution is crumpled on the edge of the photo.

This just can't be real, this has to have been written by an alien

 

2nd Amendment supporters in a nutshell

/s

 

i had to check to make sure this wasn't the onion
wtf

 

glock and cock torture

 

glock and ball you degenerate

 

This has to be one of the most redneck articles I’ve ever read

Also, excuse me 2 GRAZE wounds? He thought the 2 holes on opposite sides of his scrotum were grazes!!??
I guess to be fair I’m asking a lot of a guy that just shot himself in the balls.

 

Please, for the love of all that is holy, don't ever point a loaded gun (all guns are always loaded all the time, always) at anything you do not intend to shoot.

 

"a member of the group 'Loaded Guns Pointed at (B)enis'"

Sometimes, the jokes write themselves.

 

finally some good news this year

 

Yeah, I really thought it might be the Onion until I saw the article.

 

I thought it was too when I saw it but nope...