Make Me Draw Shit For Free

STATUS:
pen and tablet is out of commission until between 9/11/2016 - 9/17/2016,
but that's not stopping me from taking your orders anyways at the moment
i'll draw them fully to finished as soon as i get my stuff back together again,
but for now the best i can do is drawing sketches with my fingers
sorry for the inconvenience​

Spoiler: a dummy's guide to submitting stuff

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what to learn:
this is a selfless act for a selfish purpose
i'm gonna try doing public orders; not for fame, not for money, but to practice urgency
lately i've been lazy, so i wanna try and change that
that's all

i'm bad at excuses, i know

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what to know:
i will draw any character of your choosing to the best of my ability at your command
but in order for me to do that, i need very specific instructions from you

• first and foremost, i want all of the details. at a very bareboned least, tell me the subject's name
• image references are not completely necessary, but they're always worth a thousand words each
• i can work with almost any image size, but let's say my max is [2K res/1080P]-ish
• what you make me draw can be most anything, but know that i'm better or worse at drawing other things
• depending on how much work you want me to do, your order might take longer or shorter than expected. factors include but are not limited to:
  • image size
  • general completion rate (sketch, linework, colors, lights, backdrop)
  • character completion rate (bust, upper body, full body)
  • the character's own design and pose complexity
  • how convincing your order sounds
    • a general command is easily done, but probably lacks a lot of specific instructions
    • a detailed breifing is very articulate, but probably costs a lot of my time and energy
• you can only order ONCE, unless if you and i have a special case

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what to remember:
this service doesn't just use a fire-and-forget system for orders
always remember that both the customer and the producer are human beings, and we both have options

• whether or not you wanna reply below or make a personal message is up to you
• if you do wanna make a personal message, i'm more active on other networks, so response time will be much faster between us. if your order must be private, PM me and we'll talk more
• explicit themes are not beyond me, but i don't do black-market levels of business either
  • being sexy is all right; having sex is not all right
  • drugs are good; abuse of drugs are not good
  • violence is okay; graphic overkill is not okay
  • swearing is fine; verbal abuse is not fine
  • macabre is fair; depression is not fair
  • religious themes are cool as long as you don't attack other people on what they believe
• depending on what your suggestion is and the presentation you have, i might more or less do it sooner or later
• don't waste my time, like asking for some fine art just to see if i could or asking for an avatar just to replace it with another one only a few days later
• "reserving" your spot in the queue list is perfectly fine, but know that the workload is always exponentially taxing on me (hypoglycemia, hypotension, and just plain slow and lazy), and i'll draw suggestions in any order i see fit anyways
• "reservations" are also allowed when i'm not drawing at the moment, i.e. away or sleeping; but once again, i'll draw suggestions in any order i see fit
• i still have the rights to say "sorry", "no", or "i give up" any time i need or want. there's always a service better than mine, and possibly a customer better than you
• the Alamo

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what to say:
there's a lot of ways to tell me what to do
you can:

• write a description (but make it neat, listed, and easy to read)
• post images (but put them in Spoiler dropdown tabs)
• personally message me on Wynncraft, and i'll tell you my other contact names for further instruction
  • this way, i can get to know your username too, and not just mark you off as a spambot
  • unless it's required, whether or not you want to keep contact is up to the both of us

why should i be the one to tell you how to ask a question?
isn't that one of the first things you've ever done since you were born?
jeez

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TL:DR
think long and hard about what you want; you have one shot.
depending on how much work you're demanding, i might finish it sooner or later in whatever order
when you submit, be patient and have no particular due date
i'm sorry, but if you're in an emergency or you're generally impatient, this service is not for you
if otherwise but you still don't like my work, why the fuck are you on this page? damn snooper.

SAI allows me to export images in .SAI, .PSD, .BMP, .JPG, .PNG, and .TGA filetypes, in case you want those too

 

do not miss your chance to blow
this opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better lose yourself

 

It won't let me message you? o_O

 

Samus Aran

 

Draw a pile of shit.

But actually here's my request.
Don't actually listen to that other one unless you want to.

Honestly, I just want another picture of Enhanced, with your artist representation.
The picture size should be something large enough to make a profile pic of it.

Here's some references. If you need anything else, let me know!

 

Spoiler: wowza a request!!!!!

hello
so
i'll b requesting a picture of roxy lalonde from homestuck in her god tier outfit

pose ref - https://imgur.com/a/ovUiM
omg oggmogk mggomg kivenigh sat freddy kill ur slef!11!!

expression - the one used in my current profile picture


character refs - https://imgur.com/a/rljqu

other notes - blonde hair w/ pink tips, pink eyes, white skin kinda like my profile picture

if u need anything else let me know k? k

thanx

 

Mmm thank you

Please draw this handsome dude in your style
Preferably with smile

Spoiler: Noot

Oh and only half body please

 

You don't have to do it but eh, might as well ask... Hopefully this isn't too much trouble for you.
This request if completed will become my phone's home screen wallpaper for at least 2 months. At most a year... I don't change it often. :P
I could add you on skype for a faster response.

Spoiler: Request

Person: Hijikata Toushiro (from Gintama)

Clothing: His regular shinsengumi uniform (shown below in references) and add aviator sunglasses if you want.

Pose: He is facing up as if screaming to the world "mayonnaise is the best and everyone should eat it with everything!". He should be holding a kewpie mayonnaise bottle in each hand.

Canvas Size: A rectangular one with height being the longer edge, though a 1136 x 640px would be ideal :P.

Completion: Upper body.

Exported File: PNG

It would be really great if you could get to colouring it. The background can be a nice bright pink with a white outline around the character.

Spoiler: ref pics just in case

http://www.japanstyle*****/wordpress/wp-content/images/mayonnaise02.jpg

 

weird, try again

on it

 

nice knowing ya friendo

 

Ok, time to place my detailed order.

Subject: My avatar playing with my favorite Wybel, Seafoam.
References:
-My avatar http://www.minecraftskins.com/skin/4345219/shadow-acolyte/

Spoiler: Human Version of my Minecraft Avatar

This was created long ago by @Alma

-Seafoam the Wybel

Spoiler: Seafoam

Here's a picture of a Wybel that's not Minecraft-y just to give you a better idea.

Spoiler: Wybel (Non-Minecraft)

Credit to @The Void

Background/Scenery: A lush, grassy island with an ocean in view.
Anything Else: A magic staff laying on the ground beside my avatar and Seafoam

 

drawing stuff with finger touch controls is painful as fuck,
but i have some drafts planned until i can finish these up with the pen that wont come until a week later qq

Spoiler: Kawaii__Turtle: Samus Aran (sketch)

Spoiler: Enhanced_Human: himself (sketch)

Spoiler: roxy: Roxy Lalonde (sketch)

Spoiler: Jenn: Norway (sketch)

Spoiler: Stego: Hijikata Toushiro (sketch)

Spoiler: Shadowmage1: himself + Seafoam (sketch)

 

Hell yes.

 

My highlander mucho thanks
preferably pose in second picture

 

theres too many particle effects in the second image to see the pose well but ill try

 

It's looking really great so far!

 

Draw my profile pic.

 

Draw my profile or my previous if you knew it.

Then draw me vaping with @Krek and Grian and write "Meme Whore" above it

 

Vileplume is the most accurate representation of my soul and being FYI

 

Subject: My guy crouching down and staring at the person (the camera/angle of the drawing/whatever its called) menicingly/threateningly.

Background: Red pastel

Reference: I'm sorry all of these are nice and happy

Anything else: A few dead bodies in the back