Alliance Llama Cult

WELCOME TO THE CULT!
With the llama uprising close at hand, (don’t tell the non-believers) it is my job to get as many of you to follow in the ways of the llama gods as willing servants, so you do not have to suffer as the llama gods slaves.
The process is simple, you will never harm llamas again and slay the non-believers, some day the great llama god, Atchoo, will give us then signal, and we shall rain chaos on the human race, with exception of the cult.