If Wynncraft Was Real [part 1]

Hello Fellows of Wynncraft!
Today, I'm going to talk about something that I was thinking about while playing Wynncraft. Basically, this thread will talk about what exactly would happen if Wynncraft was actually implemented in real life.
Depending on how much you guys like/hate this type of thread, I'll decide on whether to continue this "series". So, I'm going to have a little poll to see if you guys actually enjoyed this type or thread, or hated it.
But anyways, time to get into the real meat of this thread;
Wynncraft, as you may know it, is a MMORPG server. Basically, it's an adventure server that defies physics and everything in our life. But can you imagine what would happen if you lived in Wynncraft?

1) Warriors would have a broken vocal cord, because of their war scream. I mean seriously, what person wouldn't blow up their lungs while shooting out a sound projectile that can push enemies through walls?

2) Everybody will be covered in blood. Would you think after all the boss fights, and after killing a bunch of mobs, that you would still be clean, and not have any blood stains on your armor?

3) Everybody would have died of hunger. Seriously, I'm sure these guys would have died of hunger by now. I don't think I've seen any single quest that required somebody to eat anything. (Well apart from Shattered Minds, where you get high on shrooms go to sleep and have a weird dream where everything becomes rainbowy...)

4) You would walk a LOT slower. Let's be realistic; emerald blocks probably weigh a lot. So imagine carrying at least 10 at a time, plus diamond armor and your weapons? JEEZ either you would look like an over-stuffed supply hoarder from Dayz, or you would be a snail carrying 2 tons of weight on your back, and would possibly die from the weight being put on your back.
By this time I don't think you would still be reading. But congrats if you do read every single word on this thread.

5) Every Quest NPCs will be mind readers. Aside from us talking in chat, we really don't communicate in any form of way. By this, I'm talking about how when we do quests, we don't say anything to the Quest NPCs. But by pure magic, some of them can tell what we're thinking. I cannot find a real NPC quote to relate to this, so I'll just give you a representation:

Spoiler

Julah: Can you tell Seah to make the potion for me? Just follow the path south-east from here, and you should see a big mansion on the hill. Be sure to remind him what the ingredients are!
[Potion Delivery Started]
You: *Walks over to Seah's house, which is 600 blocks away* (Saying nothing)
Seah: Oh, Julah wants me to make another potion for him? Do you have the correct ingredients?
You: *Does nothing and stands there*
Seah: Oh great! I'll just write that down on the notepad so I don't forget again!

Although the game Minecraft alone makes no sense, I think this one takes the cake for being un-realistic. Well now the only thing I have to say is, please vote. If you think this thread is trash, please vote no. If you think this thread is good, vote yes. I am very interested if you guys think that I should continue this type of thread, or if I should lay off and just continue playing wynncraft. It's all up to you guys, so I guess I'll check back once in a while to see what you guys voted for! But for now, see you guys in the game!
Before I leave, I would want to make one last point. I am not by ANY way objecting this server, I love this game to little tiny bits, and I am thankful for the Wynncraft team for taking their time to make this server. Also, starting a flame war down in the comments will not be by any way appreciated. So typing anything insulting to anybody down in the comments (Not to me but to other innocent players), will not be tolerated. God I sound like a hypocrite ;-;

 

._. YESS FIRST ONE READING THIS HYPE POST

 

I made a suggestion like this with options you can click in the chat to reply to them.

Needless to say, people hate flip

 

Plot Twist:
In Wynncraft, you communicate normally between NPCs, traders etc. but we simply cannot hear it. The thing is, WE'RE the Mind Readers. The text we see in chat is simply a visual representation of what you're reading in the persons mind. I mean, we see this happen without mind reading, with events such as "you feel a chill run down your spine".

 

Oohh you do make a point there! Ill try to think deeper into these topics :)

 

we would also only be able to carry a weapon and maybe a few potions and emeralds

 

Well i mean it depends what weapon you carry; if you use a fire dagger, your hands will catch fire, and burn your insides when placing it in your inventory. But either way, i guess thats a reasonable weight that we can all carry ;)

 

What if I think this should be continued but also think your username sucks?

 

I'll add another poll answer then.

 

Well, we do talk, but we don't see what we say in the chat. (I guess xD)

When a friend of mine thinks another friend of mine's name sucks, that's when you know you have a lot of friends.

Love this thread Mojangster, keep it up ;D

 

Wow, it's almost like the 14th century again

 

Shhhh.... Nobody will know of the username change.... *Cracks neck*
Rest in Pieces of pepperoni Rujala.... Rest in peace....

 

Allow me to change my vote please.

 

People hate not being able to spam through quest dialogue c:

 

For the armor with the armor skin it's not really diamond so it can be leather or something else more thin

 

If Wynncraft was real, would that mean that my many hours spent killing Detlas citizens would make me a serial killer?

 

This was fun to read. I did a simular thing with Liquid Emerald, but I like this alot more.

I would love to see this turn into a series

 

So true. I really liked this thread. It reminded me of this Youtube series (I cannot remember the name). A part 2 would be cool.