Selling Idol That's Not Terrible! *shitpost Warning*

Spoiler: Why you should buy this Idol

Have you ever wanted to fly like a drone over a minefield of bio nukes? Well now you can! For the fair price of whatever you offer within reason you too can fly like a drone over a minefield specifically of bio nukes and enjoy the true power of this mythical spear! Landing after flight also will cause sinkholes but I won't talk about that as I don't want to be liable for any property damages. But not only that you can also regenerate mana to spell spam as quickly as a bull kicks during a rodeo or at the sonic speed of something going sonic speed!! That's right for just the fair price of whatever you offer within reason you can put up a wall of bash spams so hard and fast that no one is going to be able to say "kys spammer" in chat before you kill them! BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Big damage awaits you and with 346 damage points you will be hitting harder than post global warming high tides against the coastal cliffs! When someone tries to attack you just r-l-r and scream "PARRY THIS TSUNAMI PAROXYSM YOU F---ING CASUAL" and then slowly watch them die inside seconds before you're E P I C tsunami paroxysm kills them outside! But eventually killing everything is going get boring right? Well that means you need something to entertain yourself and what better way to do that than to use 26 intel to acquire big brain 420 iq to solve the world's problems while spamming 2 mana uppers...I mean tsunami para...o...whatever x y z ms they are. Those might be the main selling points but we ain't done yet! 15 reflection points "why should I care?" You ask? Well I'll tell you why. Imagine throws a flaming porcupine at you and you take 100 flaming quills, well they would also then take 15 flaming quills which for them would hurt like hell, you then scream "PARRY THI-" you get the idea. 7 water defense points as well and really these just exist to give you immunity to pressure cutters and hadal c-, I mean abusers. And yes we can't forgt about those 27 soul point regen points can we? Well I know you might be thinking "why would I need soul point regen, I mean if this weapon is as powerful as you say will I ever even die?" And the truth is no you won't die, as I said this weapon is insanely powerful and that of course means you will more than likely commit a war crime or two...or three...or four...or sixty four. And after committing said war crimes you will be executed and THEN and only then will you need to take advantage of this soul point regen stat. Call 1-800-420-6969 and offer now to get this absolutely radical deal on this tsunami stick today! BUT WAIT if you call in within the next ten minutes three tier 6 blue crack bags will be thrown onto the stick to give +stormclout 210 to hit extra hard hits by channeling the power of water, water, hydro homies, and more watar. This will also make your damages 369-481 that's one EXTRA 69 In this spear's stats! So call now to 1-800-420-6969 and leave an offer of your choice within reason for this fine Idol today!

Looking for raw Le but will consider mythic trades (particularly nirvana) leave an offer below.

 

7.25stx

 

No

 

That's more writing than I did for my le sale. Crazy dude.

 

I'll offer BTS

 

Something like this
(eww bts)

 

Bump cuz i need money

 

Take it then

 

He withdrew it feel free to offer

 

yeeeeet someone offer

 

5stx