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I Declare War!

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by MagmaMelon, Aug 19, 2020.

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  1. MagmaMelon

    MagmaMelon Theorist and Geek

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    BIG FAT DISCLAIMER: This thread is made in good spirit. Please don't take this too seriously, it's just a fun bit of roleplay.


    @TS_potato is a potato.

    I am a melon.

    HE HAS MORE LIKES THAN ME!!! Disgusting. Disgraceful. Despicable. He is a potato, and I am a melon. Think about it - potatoes can never beat melons.

    I declare war on Mr. Potatoboy because melons rule. If he is agreeable, the rules shall be thus:

    1) The first person to 1000 likes wins.
    2) Because of Potatoboy's headstart, he cannot post threads for a week.
    3) The first person to 1000 likes is crowned the ultimate fruit/veggie, and it is left at that.


    If Mr. Potatoboy agrees, then we are ready to begin.

    ANOTHER BIG FAT DISCLAIMER: @TS_potato is a great guy - don't take it out on him. If either of us get any stick for this, we will not hesitate to contact admins.

    Thank you for your time.
    Signed, the Melon King.
     
    Last edited: Aug 19, 2020
    MagmaMelon, Aug 19, 2020
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    TS_potato Dead? VIP+

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    TS_potato, Aug 19, 2020
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    HappyCreeperlo buff eye thanks VIP

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    I like potatoes better than melons, so I'm afraid I'll have to like TS_potato.
     
    HappyCreeperlo, Aug 19, 2020
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    TS_potato Dead? VIP+

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    Thank you, have a nice day!
     
    TS_potato, Aug 19, 2020
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  5. Castti

    Castti Kookie

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    Do not ask for likes. This is against our rules.
     
    Castti, Aug 19, 2020
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  6. MagmaMelon

    MagmaMelon Theorist and Geek

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    Ahhh ok, scrap that.
     
    MagmaMelon, Aug 19, 2020
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  7. Violet Knight

    Violet Knight Aspiring front-end developer

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    Potatoes restore more hunger than melons. I'm going to have to side with TS_potato here
     
    Violet Knight, Aug 19, 2020
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  8. JohanLTU

    JohanLTU Well-Known Adventurer VIP+

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    You probably misread something... a raw potato restores only 1 hunger, and a melon slice restores 2 hunger.
    Not only that, melon slices drop from a full-grown melon fruit, which, when broken, can drop 3-7 slices. That cumulative amount outnumbers even baked potatoes by restored hunger.
     
    JohanLTU, Aug 20, 2020
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  9. H0Y

    H0Y H0Y HERO

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    Potato war version 2
     
    H0Y, Aug 20, 2020
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    TS_potato Dead? VIP+

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    techno should make a vid about this
     
    TS_potato, Aug 20, 2020
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  11. MagmaMelon

    MagmaMelon Theorist and Geek

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    [​IMG] VS [​IMG]
     
    MagmaMelon, Aug 20, 2020
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  12. H0Y

    H0Y H0Y HERO

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    *LIKEBOMBS BOTH TO 999*
     
    H0Y, Aug 20, 2020
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  13. Skylaar

    Skylaar erm HERO

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    I have 400,000 melon collection in hypixel skyblock and I have like a weeks worth of melon minions to collect which is like 12 enchanted melon blocks
     
    Skylaar, Aug 22, 2020
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    Melon tastes bad
     
    TS_potato, Aug 24, 2020
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    TrapinchO retired observer of the wiki VIP+ Featured Wynncraftian

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    Potatoes are worse
     
    TrapinchO, Aug 24, 2020
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    TS_potato, Aug 24, 2020
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    TrapinchO retired observer of the wiki VIP+ Featured Wynncraftian

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    TS_potato, Aug 24, 2020
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  19. Ghostie

    Ghostie Amateur corner-hugger VIP+

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    From an edible standpoint potatoes can be eaten both cold and warm, mashed or baked, cooked or grilled. You can mash a melon too.., but that’s just a mess on a plate. So from that perspective: +1 to potatoes.

    Also, why is potato listed as a veggie in the first post
     
    Ghostie, Aug 24, 2020
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    MagmaMelon Theorist and Geek

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    Yes, but melons are good for you because of all the vitamins they contain. Potatoes are the second highest vegetable in terms of carrying disease.
     
    MagmaMelon, Aug 25, 2020
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