Guide How To Chimerize Living Beings

Hello! This is your friendly neighborhood neighbor, SeeksarianZxSery! I've been sponsored by Ariodo Labs to share information on creating Chimeras! This information will allow you to conduct experiments that will enable his hostile takeover of Troms!

Chimeras:
But what is a Chimera? A Chimera is a fusion of two different species or of organic creature and machine! Famous chimerizors include Dr. Herbert von Legendary and Slykaar. Respectively, they made the Orange Cybel and Slingra Mutants!

Examples of Chimeras:
Orange Cybel (Wybel + Machine)
Slingra Mutant (Dern Beast + Various creatures)
Adamastor (Avos + Machine)
Talking Mushroom (Villager + Mushroom)
Veekhat (Villager + Cow)
Iron Golem (Villager + Machine)

Chimerization Process:
Disclaimer - Chimerization is very illegal and painful for the subject(s)

Biological
First, you will need machinery capable of extracting the DNA from your subject. Ariodo will be happy to rent you one. After that, you will need to convert it into a serum that will introduce new hormones into your body. As your biological structure changes, attach the unaltered body parts of the species to your being. Alternatively, you could crush your flesh and bones into a slurry, but you will become a slime.

Mechanical
Simply remove the biological components you wish to replace and attach mechanical/electromagical ones in their place. Use magic to complete the fusion, and give the subjects sedatives so they do not rampage.

That's all!

 

you make a thread about making chimeras and then don't mention the actual chimera mobs in the canyon of the lost. grr.

 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Or the Chimera in Ariodo's lab

 

Besides, it's quite likely people can figure out Chimaeras (no misspelling) are Chimeras.
(And that they are pig-cow-sheep-villagers)

 

Wait. Why am I doing this procedure to myself?
Is there a guide on properly luring children and/or hobo's to my lab while causing minimal distress to the victim/'s families?

 

You should make this into a service so people who are too lazy to perform chimerization on themselves can still be chimerized!

 

nice thread , next time that one orphion ( who is nowhere to be seen ?!) and maybe ozoth (wich sits still all the time?)