How Stupid Does School Get?

So basically my school is a cringefest atm, and I decided to put all the idiocity I have heard into a thread and ask you guys

How much idiocity do you get from school?

So heres my list:
Student: So teacher. if biotic means "alive", then why is yogurt called a pro biotic? Isn't yogurt pumped with bacteria's? Because mom told me bacteria is bad for you

1) Teacher: And Justin Trudeau (Canad's PM) is going to legalize marijuana. If this happens, then alot of peace treaties will be broken because they are linked to marijuana. Then Canada will lose their imports, which could start a great depression. That means that soon america will be pumped with Canadians unless we make a stand!

2) Teacher: Did you know that 200 000 american citizens are raped per year?
Student roasting teacher: Did you know 6 million people die from car crashes per year? Why dont you shut up and teach people how to drive?
Teacher: Jacob, go to the office.

3) Teacher: Did you know glass is a liquid because over 50 years glass moves a cm? It still moves by gravity, so it is a liquid.
Me: Does that mean lead is also a liquid? Because it move to gravity faster then glass.
Teacher: No because lead is a metal.

4) Student: The square root of 800 is 200, right? Because 800/4 is 200?

5) So my teacher got a baby, right?
My Friend: How does it feel to hold a baby?
My teacher: Oh, it feels abit tingly inside.
My friend: *what the hell?*

6) Teacher: Did you know that freckles/birth marks are signs of higher chances of getting cancer?
Im sure everyone here knows that its a lie.

7) Teacher: Did you know that games such as mario can brainwash kids to thinking they have multiple lives, and minecraft makes kids think they can respawn in their own bed?
Ok, if you believe that then you are by far the least educated person alive.



Anyhow, what stupid hit have you guys heard in school?

 

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