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Happy Meadows
[EVIL]


Hey guys! We’re Pandemonium Happy Meadows! Yes, Happy Meadows! That is, in fact, our name.


See?

We’re an absolutely normal community guild, and our main purpose is helping people, guildmates or otherwise, throughout the game! We engage in spreading chaos, anarchy, and terrorism warmth, togetherness, and a sense of hope throughout this wonderful community!

We're a new(-ish) guild, and the more people we have, the faster and easier it is to become a full and vibrant community. What are you waiting for? Join today!

We Welcome:
Soulless Monsters
Ill-intentioned Anarchists
Unspecified Extremists
Teenage Edgelords
Puppy-Kickers
People who enjoy watching things burn
Adult Edgelords
Anyone whose name starts or ends with the letter Z
Impressionable Wynncraft Newbies
People who don’t like being in guilds
Class Builders
Clinical Psychopaths
Ironic Edgelords
Compulsive Shitposters
Innocent, Highly-Corruptible Balls of Positivity
Guild Outcasts
Obscure, Slightly Unsettling Cultists
People who are already trusted members of major guilds
Postironic Edgelords
Light Theme Users
And Thread Viewers Like You!
Thank you.


Our Unique Ranks
Owner
The Royals are dead! Long live the Republic! Ave Imperator!
Equivalent to Owner In-Game

Chief
Shadowy cabal of leadership figures that you and I can trust with this guild’s future.
Equivalent to Chief In-Game

Strategist
Equivalent to Strategist In-Game.

Captain
The perfect mix of active enough to be an asset to the guild, as well as loyal enough to the guild that we can pretend to trust you. Do yer guild objectives.
Equivalent to Captain In-Game

Recruiter
Effective enough to get out of Recruit, but nowhere near trustworthy enough to be a Captain.
Equivalent to Recruiter In-Game

Recruit
Equivalent to Recruit In-Game.


Activities That We Definitely Don’t Do​

• Attack major guild territories indiscriminately​
  • We accept people of all levels, obviously, because we're not a warring guild in any way. It would be blatantly false to advertise a "war team," which we do not have because we are not a warring guild in any way.​
• IB Mythics​
• Acquire and spread information about Hunted players to those who hunt them​
  • Hunt players​
• Spoil questlines​
• Broker sensitive information​
• Human sacrifice on Sundays​
• Laugh maniacally on our discord server for no good reason​
  • Encourage the pre-existing shitpost culture on #Wynncraft​
• LFG​
• Obsess over lore​
  • Help the wiki​
• Just chill, in diabolical style.​
  • We do chill, just not diabolically.​
  • Because we’re not an evil guild.​
  • At all.​

Rules
These aren’t a joke. Take them seriously.

1) Less is more. Have tact, and always ask yourself "Is now really a good time to antagonize this person?" There are times when you very easily could go too far in following the guild ethos, and actually hurt someone. Recognize and avoid these situations. This is the single most important rule of this guild, and if you disrespect it you will be leaving us.

2) Harassing people is absolutely unacceptable. If someone is harassing you in DMs or in the server, please let the owner or any of the chiefs know.

3) Unnecessary drama will not be tolerated. "Necessary" drama counts as drama that comes along with something that is unavoidable, such as kicking or disciplining a member who has broken a rule. Even then, keep it at a minimum.

4) Be who you wish, independently and within the guild. If you’re representing the guild, however, strive to uphold its values.

5) This is a meme guild in a video game. Don’t take things too seriously.


Primary Objects of Worship
Pandemonium, The Namesake (Bracelet, lvl 99)
Nagarath, Our Spiritual Liege-Martyr
The Dark Beast (Sacrifices performed at Sacrifice on Sundays.)
Peppered, True Great Cow

[With new information indicating that Qira’s nefarious army was actually created to oppose the Darkness, she has been permanently BANNED from the list of acceptable targets of worship. Henceforth, she is relegated to PRIORITY TWO (MOOINGTON) heresy status. Please report any Qira worshippers you encounter to leadership.]


Foreign Relations
No.


Application (Please DM. All in-thread apps will be rejected)
Guild Requirements: Discord Account, Unwillingness to Abuse Guild Values to Hurt People, A Can-Do Attitude

IGN:
Discord:
Time Zone:
Would you like to be a member of the (hypothetical) war team (that we don't have?):
What you’ll bring to the guild:​

 

Oh look I meet like half these requirements

 

"10/10 experience. Nothing beats the fear of having a full squad of murderous players tracking your every move. Really elevates the challenge."
- HICH Harry

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I'm sorry WHAT

 

"Truly despicable, yes, but these peons are not quite diabolical enough to replace one as great as me. Right?"
- Bak'al

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IGN: expecrocat510
Discord:expectocat510#2563
Time Zone:PST
Opinions on Warring: I'm to lazy
What you’ll bring to the guild: obscene amounts of snark and hopefully humor
snark
/snärk/

INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
noun
noun: snark; plural noun: snarks

1. critical or mocking comments made in an indirect or sarcastic way.
   "a little more research and a little less snark might have made this an interesting post"
   ^ as you can see I qualify

verb

 

"The peon might be inefficient, compared to them, but he is reliable. A proper tool should have neither the ability nor will to maim its user."
- The Dark Beast

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"Not quite the "pure of heart" that we need for the project, though they might make good mercenaries. I doubt that we need to keep an eye on them."
- Amadel, 3 months prior to his disappearance in the Dernel Jungle.

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"Amazing guild. Amazing, heartwarming people, and a community that really treasures and uplifts people. You should definitely join."
- Everyday citizen picked out from the street.
"Please, let me go. I just want to see my family."

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"SWAMPED ME WITH ENOUGH WORK TO ADD ANOTHER CENTURY ONTO THESE WEARY OLD BONES. REALLY, THEY'LL ALL BE THE DEATH OF ME."
- Death

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"The dreaded festivities come to an end. Regular indoctrination can safely resume."
- Me, right now.

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"SACRIFICE SACRIFICE SACRIFICE SACRIFICE SACRIFICE SACRIFICE SACRIFICE SACRIFICE SACRIFICE SACRIFICE"
- Panic Zealot, after being sighted with a group of hooded figures near the entrance of EO.

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"Don't get me wrong, I wanted to study them. Still, I value my life, and they wouldn't have had the mercy to let me off with a warning."
- Herbert Legendary, PhD.

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This is me

boo this one even as a cat i do not support puppy kickers

oh lol hi HTMN did you retire from the counting thread too? didn't recognise you with the new pfp
your title is very true

 

"You sold me Cataclysm for 3240 emeralds. It was a pleasure doing business with you."
- Kandon-Beda Blacksmith

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"The rightly-hidden element of ❂Darkness was taught to me by the masters of its use. Though a small amount of it exists in us all, I would still ask you to limit your exposure if you wanted to study it. You don't want to end up like they did."
- Dren

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"Creepy, but reliable. Can't tell you much more than that."
- Document Merchant

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"Call me foolhardy, but I'm starting to think that they don't actually care about saving lives."
- Dr. Urelix

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That's right, we officially exist!
And check out that snazzy tag, too!
Join today!

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