SPOILER Fruma Explained In The Shittiest Way Possible

ITS TIME FOR THE SECOND ONE

alright so next to wynn there is a predominantly human province called fruma.



fruma is ruled by a very magically powerful queen


EVERYBODY FEARS HER

So fruma is this really communist-facist province that withholds magic from its citizens so the queen and high people look like gods



Wanna go there for a vacation?
YOU CANT

Fruma is only orthodoxly accessible by a big gate thats bigger than a lot of gates. BUT THAT GATE IS CLOSED



Anyways so 350 years ago a bunch of humans decided they were gonna leave germany and go to zimbabwe or russia or england idk. they crossed through the mountains then never knew about fruma again



this was likely because the queen was greedy for the magic money and imprisoned people to get it


(it says gimme magek)

but these days fruma has been doing good things!11!1 they sent people to kill the corruption in wynn!1!



anyways when you go back home youll probably be bob v2 and fight the all powerful miss magic girl



anyways thats it bc i have like 2 more pictures i can put in so byyyeyeyeeeeeeee

























sweet dreams kids

 

behold the face of tyranny

 

I think Fruma you'll support like the revolution of sorts and there might be a different currency (think rymek with gold). It'd be interesting to fight more humans than monsters.

 

Quality shitpost

 

i get special weapon?

 

If there is a revolution, would the revolutionaries control towns? Would the provinces take sides? If so would this be a World War between the provinces? Also since fruma bans magic would fruma be industrialized somewhat like Corkus? (I assume not because why would they be sending recruit into Wynn with crappy weapons?)

 

Do dern next

 

I was thinking of the player being like an agent for the underground revolution group, but the cities would be controlled by the government. Maybe there would be a quest like Wynn Excavation D where you become an enemy of the city by getting caught, and like all the guards attack you. I'm assuming by Fruma's gate that its semi industrialized but the peasants have bad gear because serfdom and shit. I also predict there might be a tunnel that links to somewhere near Troms or Dernal Jungle.

 

Its no, bill wurtz, but I guess its close enough.

 

do another poll, and if someone you animate this you'd truly b bill wurtz

 

i already did it. salted liked it

 

tis a joke

 

U shud make one about people's lore , Bob that died to wolves cud be funny but bobs lore isnt interesting anymore ( heared it way to much ) However siegfried gale ohm and all dese peeps cud be in one

 

Dern thread was bigger. Khmm, it means we know about Dern more than Fruma, even though Fruma was mentioned InGame about like 10 times, and Dern was mentioned once. Lel :)

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Btw, do Corkus next, my son :)

 

Yes, a rock

 

I was lazy and on a schedule

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when this one reply is funnier than the thread itself