SPOILER Explain Wynncraft 2 quests to me, but in the worst way possible

So I want to learn the new Wynncraft 2 lore, but I don’t have Hero rank. Therefore, I decided this is the most accurate and efficient way to learn the storylines of the new quests.

 

Pain and suffering with undertale at the end.

Why is there a fucking dragon in my storage maze and why is it making me play squid game.

 

All Roads to Peace:
shoonbur.

Hollow Serenity:
:villager_nerd:

The Ultimate Weapon:
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General's Orders:
the removed the shapeshifter whyyyyyy

Hunger of the Gerts:
Villager hungry so they steal Gert food. Now Gerts are hungry.

Aldorei's Secret Pt 2:
Elves are the main antagonist of Wynncraft why are we helping them.

The Canary Calls:
Corrupted Ava and bad minecart section.

Cowfusion:
Drale is jabba confirmed.

Recipe for Disaster:
You now have to wait a snail.

Royal Trials:
No quest helmet but at what cost.

 

Fantastic Voyage:

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Patience simulator

 

Because of that, the LI version needs to be replaced with something else, since now we never encounter a living version beforehand.

 

What did the shapeshifter get replaced by?

 

A cutscene that asks you who is the real one like 5 times.

 

So Among Us?

 

a mobile game ad for amogus, yes

 

It's probably still in LI and will still be there. They most likely won't replace it.

 

you are fed to cow frieza's rancor after becoming a cow in his secret lab. you also do not get milked

rhyming sailor vs the eye featuring nip_nop (he loves birds) and bread lore AND A POTION THAT GUARANTEES AN EXTRA SOUL POINT AT SUNRISE YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

an immortal nerd, a ghost lady and a rich man. where will this love triangle end up.

ginger elf discovers the truth about the war of the realms while investigating his parents deaths ft. geriatrics

general's orders except the shapeshifter never physically changes (you still get the changeling chestplate though)

flowey bird holds grudge after it dies in a tragic minecart accident featuring a painful mining segment and the backrooms

squid game ozoth

royal trials except instead of buying the disguise from ahmsord you instead pay some woman to give you her clothes in one of the most awkward segments in the game. then the window segment is changed. nothing else is different including the painful airship.

Left click to kick seluc off the edge

i am competing with another scientist please go into the lake and dont let him win

hello human we orc not actually bad (we just want peace) so make some cure and do some side quests for us so we can fix this war

hello we gert like to eat human after they do a trial and error dialogue puzzle which is quite frankly terrible gameplay also do this pumpkin carving

go to gert camp, go back to tower, evacuate 2 people, go through miniboss tunnel, cover tunnel. oops i accidentally explained the whole quest in detail

cooking featuring void and space (choose brie when doing the quest not only is she an attractive female but she has the most interesting segments)

go to my cousin's dad's uncle's cousin's grandson's nephew's grandma to ask for the metal

half of my friends have gone missing there are only 3 now find them anyway and also throw some bird eggs because that's safe and they won't crack

 

The Canary Calls:

you go to the bird to the mine (you don't know of bird yet) there's 70 identical npcs that for some reason have personalities. alright now the bird comes in you right-click for 4 minutes and now the bird is bird (enslaved btw)

mines: you go down a wooden plank except that you don't because it doesn't work. instead, Fast and Furious Wynncraft. then the bird FUCKING DIES lmaoo (it actually doesn't but it does but you don't know either thing yet)

now you have 8 torches and 5 million rocks and a blue triangle, all three of which will piss you off. C418 wynn OST kicks in before the bird shits on your face.

now, bird 2: ender dragon

in reality, it didn't. you are now getting money.

 

you get stoned with a bird and then the bird kills you

 

marauders deuce,
lets add a few illusions

 

bugs

 

Some psychopath destroys the space-time continuum to prove that he doesn't have schizophrenia

Bald nerd experiences severe depression via relationship issues

 

kill a halfbreed and dont tell their parents (hidden city)
eat shroom/drug/ help/kill someone who has eaten shroom (mushroom man/shattered minds/mixed feelings/potion making)

 

Player and a girl ventures through a hole and gets vored together