SPOILER Everything Wrong With | Ep4 - Rodoroc.

This will contain some spoilers for the city, Duh.

I got the idea for this from the youtube channel CinemaSins make sure to check them out.

I have used Seb's video to follow every stage of the quest so make sure to check it out here.

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#1 - Who placed a ladder down there...? And how does it not burn?


#2 - How could these pumpkins and melons possibly survive in a temperature like this?


#3 - Stupid dwarfs...


#4 - So the people who made the city bought a huge supply of flower pots and apparently forgot that the temperature of the place would kill the flowers instantly so the entire freaking city is full of empty flower pots.


#5 - I don't think that this thing can actually move, And also where the crap is it supposed to bring this package to? Dwarfs have never been too good at mechanics...


#6 - So this "Rodoroc Peacekeeper" doesn't give a f*ck if I kill a dwarf right next to him, But if I poke him, He'll try to kill me.


#7 - How unexpected, Why would something like this ever happen inside of a city made by stupid dwarfs that has no mechanical or architectural knowledge placed inside the hottest and and most unsafe mountain in Gavel?

It says "DANGER! Unstable building ahead!" if you can't read it because of the color.

#8 - Powder Merchant in future updates?


#9 - Physics.


#10 - These evil dwarfs uses LE to decorate the floor behind their bank, You have no idea how much time I freaking spent trying to pick these off the ground.


#11 - A normal church, How could Salted let it happen?


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Well yeah, I have a few things to tell you guys.
I haven't made new episodes of "Everything Wrong With" because of something that kinda bothered me, First off, I was busy playing Gavel and doing guild stuff, And second, I just felt like people stopped liking the serious, I mean the amount of comments and likes just dropped from episode to episode, I don't know if it's because I made some bad jokes in the last episodes (And I did), Or if it's because people just stopped liking it, So yeah, I will try to bring the serious back, As always, I hope you enjoyed this little thread, And cyall in the next episode.

~Mutton.​

 

the le on the ground is a glitch. nice thread doe

i also like rodroc

 

I know it's caused from an AI glitch that makes the guards kill random citizens and when they get killed from a guard they drop a LE on the ground for somereason, Just couldn't make a joke out of that.

 

They have tnt that anyone can set off that leads to a protected ancient civilization

 

why would you tag salted, that isnt allowed.

 

its not a random citizen its an elf trader or something like that

 

Naa, some Mobs drop their gear (like in some caves in Molten Heights) that you can't pick up. I think it's either that with the Elf Trader or it's a troll like "Oh, he dropped LE, I WANT THAT, I CAN'T PICK IT UP."
But I don't think it's a glitch or something.

 

yea if a elf dies they drop it i think

 

1 It could a rock-hewn ladder, dwarves are known for making almost everything out of carving stone.
2 Stone can be a heat insulator.
3 Explosives do not detonate from heat alone, they detonate from a either sparks or pressure.
4 Numerous plant species have been found to survive along the rim of active volcanoes. Those are just empty plant pots.
5 Looks like a crane repurposed into storage. Also, dwarves are some of the most advanced technological races, known to have create trains, self propelled vehicles, robots of numerous varieties, and "The Juicer", a war machine that functions like a lawn mower: You run over the enemy and the enemy is kill.
6 That is every guard in WynnCraft tho.
7 Again, dwarves are known to be some of the most architectural and mechanically advanced creatures in the world, and in fact, many have lava mines, to use the lava to power forges towards the bottom of cities. Dwarves can build structures that can last thousands of years.
8 I think this was all but confirmed at this point.
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10 Tis a bug, or dwarves really hate elves
11 Implying dwarves give a fug about human and villager faiths

Come on man, step it up

 

I read all of the text in the Cinema Sins guy's voice, and mentally added the iconic "Ding" when I finished reading one. I must admit, this was quite well put together, good job!

 

I love this series btw. But I must ask something.

What are the coords of #9?

It could be important, or I could be wrong.

 

I waited 30 mins for the le and than it despawnd