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Have a seat, tell me about your troubles. You'll get what you pay for.

I also do bar mitzvahs.

 

I found two Mythics the other day, Stardew and Grimtrap. I rerolled them 2 and 3 times respectfully with Tier II Amplifiers- and they got worse with each roll. x.x

 

I'm so sorry for your unfortunate luck. Through tough times comes a sense of community and understanding of one's own thresholds. Also stfu I only have one character and it's not even 100, and I've never gotten even a crappy mythic.

 

My singu won't sell :c

 

Often the true price you pay is patience. With that, your bank account is closed.

 

what is the meaning of life if you can just watch waves? (watch whole vid please the end is so cool)

 

Well, dear SleepyAppa. The meaning of life is to never let yourself down, and never give up on your dreams. I'm sure you wouldn't get the same from any other waves. Sometimes you just feel like telling someone how you're feeling, and try to make them understand. I hope my words have calmed the waves of your soul. Bless.

 

This is the best response I've ever gotten from rick rolling someone
good job

 

I bought a unidentified Stardew the other day after the first Reroll it was actually ok but then i rerolled it again because of Peer Pressure and then it was really bad. Now im not sure if I should pay someone to assassinate (this is meant to be a joke so dont cancel me) the People that brought the Peer Pressure onto me?

 

"If you have a problem, slavery is the answer." -Technoblade
I will not elaborate

 

Diamonds are formed under extreme pressure, much like the peer pressure you're facing. Keep in mind the value of a diamond is only in the eyes of the one seeking it, with no regard to the pressure it was under. Take things in stride, and don't become a diamond, instead focus the pressure away from you and erode the parts of you with which cause you stress. Also a good assassin is going to cost more than a re-roll.

 

I shit in your existence. A week ago my weapon disappeared in the middle of the tutorial. I was a level 44 and I had to do the tutorial and I lost the weapon. And now I just lost another crossbow. My two best weapons lost and nothing has been answered yet or returned, Or help me or I will report you.

 

Well reporting is not other-wordly, therefore it has no effect whatsoever.
@Incarnate please add me as a therapy helper

 

Loss is a fundamental part in discovering what is truly important. Try not to fret about the material things in life, and focus on what is more stable and permanent. Stability is the key to happiness in longevity. Also you get what you pay for.

 

The therapist is still in by the way. Rates have stayed the same, and there is still no co-pay.

 

People who join my guild aren't active ":c

 

i can’t deal with dn anymore

 

Make a notice telling them they have to be more active or they get deded

neither can I

 

Do you do discounts for guilds

 

Guild is not big enough to really enforce,,, :C Could try I guess