Corrupt A Wish!

This is a forum game. It goes as follows.

EXAMPLE:
Person 1: I wish for a robot!

Person 2: Wish granted. It's a killer vonn neumann AI bent on world destruction. you are held responsible for its actions. I wish for a horse.

Person 3: Wish granted. It has heart problems and it dies when you try to ride it. I wish for water...

So on and so forth.
I will start.
I WISH FOR SOME MOUNTAIN DEW

 

Wish granted! You got 7-up mixed with other sodas!

I wish for Boomi to appear as pronvice!

 

Wish Granted! However, it's only possible to enter with four level 101 classes!

I wish for Corkus not to be released

 

Wish granted! but corkus is renamed to sukroc and is released. (it's not corkus)
I wish for a white horse.

 

Wish granted, but the white horse only has the power of a black horse.

I wish for a mountain of emeralds.

 

wish granted, the emeralds are actually emerald-bugs and kill you, then slowly eat your corpse.
I wish for world domination.

 

Granted, but you cannot leave you palace, which is a bag.

I wish for a million docile puppies

 

Wish granted, but those cute fluffy faces bite you in the butt quite literally and deny every command you make (including not eating you). You end up being eaten alive by them.
(edit, realized my definition of docile wasn't the correct one)

I wish that my 4 dollar gaming mouse didn't break.

 

Wish granted! But they all die of starvation because who could support that many puppies! Meanwhile a large boom in diseases spread by the now-loose puppies causes an epidemic ruining all forms of life. sorry.
I wish for 1 dollar!

 

I said docile tho... That's the opposite of docile...

Granted but it's now a real mouse that's better than you at video games

I wish for a ride on the polar express

 

Granted, but you were forced to ride on skully train which NEVER END!

I wish for Orange wybel to not one shot anyone!

 

Granted, but now it two shots, and attacks twice in the time of one old attack!

I wish for a polar bear friend

 

i think my answer was sorta docile ¯\(°_o)/¯

 

Your answer was wonderful! Truly in the spirit of taking something wonderful and making it terrifying

 

*nailed it*

 

Ah, my mistake. Forgot to put they weren't docile to YOU, but everyone else instead. Does that work? I don't really know tbh. Probably not. ANYWAYS...

Granted, but it somehow, against all known laws of physics, heat, gravity, and pure common sense, lives on a star in a galaxy far, far away. Good luck contacting them ;)

I wish for this wish to be wished only to wish that it wasn't wished.
(edit, grammar issues i guess?)

 

It's all good :D Time with any kind of puppy is fun time, even if they kill me... Wait....

Granted, but that wish is now property of the Soviet Union

I wish we lived in a Stevie Wonder song

 

wish granted! and you'll like it >:O
I wish for a paradox

 

Granted, but every word is replaced with We Are Number One and every One is replaced with the entire Star Wars trilogy but every time the force is mentioned a Stevie Wonder song plays with the volume at 100 and cringe level over 9000. You're welcome.

I wish that assassin was nerfed. vanish is 2 stronk :kappa:

 

Granted, but Assassin's multhit was buffed several time so much it can oneshot anyone

I wish for Qira to be literal dancer and we can dance with her in dance battle